Ed

Nancy (showing Mike and Dr. Jerome the new sign): Do you like it? I hope so. Because the alternative is death.

Nancy: Dr. Jerome I will break into your house in the middle of the night and beat you with my bare fists.

Mike: I've always liked your cologne. Dr. Jerome: You have a fine physique.

Dr. Jerome: What in the name of sweet screaming Moses are you doing now?

Ed (to Frankie): I'm fairly sure you've never curtsied to me.

Warren (trying to fit in at the meeting): I'm so fat, when I sit around the house, I sit around the house, know what I'm saying?

Dr. Jerome: With all due respect, Mrs. Burton, your husband is a slack jawed llama.

Warren: Is my kind welcome there?

Nancy: They're like two nine-year-olds fighting over a Zagnut bar.

Dr. Jerome (to Mike): Have you gone completely out of your rutabaga sized head?