Ed Season 2 Episode 9

Ed: Giving should never hurt. You should just give until it feels good.

Kenny: I can use a hail mary to get me off the naughty list.

Kenny (when Phil switches holiday party themes): How is Saturn any different from Jupiter, you moron?

Nancy: Dahling, do say hello to Papaaaaaaaaah.

Carol (on her decision to sleep with Dennis): My brain keeps screaming, "No, Carol, not Dennis Martino! Danger!"

Ed: I guess it's official. I'm the most hated man in Stuckeyville.

Mike: I'm really starting to get tired of the forehead jokes.

Carol (to Dennis on why they shouldn't worry about kissing): It's skin on skin, that's it. It's nothing to panic about really.

Shirley: I'm still fine tuning the egg to nog ratio.

Molly: Christmas came a little early this year for Carol Vessey.