$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to ask the waitress to wrap his one last french fry.
Warren (at his pep rally takeover): If you didn't come to party then take your shabby ass home, cuz Ches-Cat is in the house!
Warren: My dad was a nerd in high school and God love him, he's still a nerd today.
Molly: I have the willpower of a lima bean.
Warren: I'm gonna rock this hizzy!
Mike (as Molly sees Jim walk in and realizes why Mike insisted she stay): Molly, I'm just a man enjoying a beer.
Mark: I'm just a simple man of science.
Molly: I think he was scared away by my intense sexuality. It's been keeping men away for years.
Shirley: If this is the first annual party, how can you be taking it to the next level?
Featured Music: "What A Fool Believes" by The Doobie Brothers "Werewolves Of London" by Warren Zevon "We Will Rock You" by Queen "After All" by Dar Williams
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