Ed

Ends and Means

Season 2, Episode 12, Aired Jan 30, 2002

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Trivia
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- Phil's Scheme: Phil plans to have a Dean Martin style roast for a young Stuckeyvillian's birthday party. Ed objects to this idea. However, the party is a huge success.
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Quotes
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- Mike: A disaster like the school burned down or a disaster like you inhaled chalk dust?
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- Ed: I just made out with an embezzler. That's kind of a shock to the system.
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- Phil: The last time Ed Stevens got some action, Bill Clinton was president!
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- Mark (on what makes him miserable): For me, it's the insult of not being able to legally purchase a fine cigar.
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- Ed: If you think parading two goons in fifteen hundred dollar suits is enough to intimidate me, then you are being stunningly foolish.
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- Mike: Wear sturdy pants tomorrow. You're gonna need 'em.
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- Ed: I slept with Nancy this morning after you left for work.
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- Ed: Boxes were made of steel back when I was a kid and everything cost a nickel.
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- Featured Music: "Just Another" by Pete Yorn
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