Lloyd calls Ed "Movie Star". Don Stickle, the town Santa Claus, goes by the stage name "Mr. Nicholas".
$10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to stand on a chair and bark the song "Jingle Bells".
Shirley (about Ed's skill in drilling holes into bowling balls): Two are serviceable. One is an insult to the artform.
Mark: The hungrier I am, the more I need to make up for it with bitter sarcasm.
Mark: My grandparents were Russian. We're world weary people.
Molly (trying to bond with the students): Hack on, you wacky hackey sackers.
Ed (about his dominance in basketball): I own you, I rule you, you are a mere Stevens fiefdom.
Mark: You've got the pallette of a Little Rascal, Cheswick.
Molly: Dennis had the interior decorating sense of a moose.
Mike: It's a mysterious universe, Ed, and I am a curious man.
Ed (to Frankie): If I were really famous, you wouldn't have to say my name.
Featured Music: "Everybody Eats" by Cab Calloway
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