Ed

Stella: I'll be here on the couch disappointing you.

Warren: I know I'm too young for you, I know you don't want to be my girlfriend, I know this has been done before, but I had to do it.

Shawn: Mayday, she's not responding to the chestnut in the ear story.

Carol: Frankie is sweet and smart and funny and she's not too screwed up to appreciate you.

Molly: Slumlord's the only way to go at Monopoly.

Mark (to Warren): You're acting like a puppy who just tasted his first Snausage.

Frankie: You're wishing the car had blown up so you had a better story.

Warren: Last night, I, Warren P. Cheswick, became a man!

Ed: The relationships that you struggle with never work out in the long run. The ones that work, just plain work.