$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed $10 to eat a potato chip, despites Ed's 20 year quest to "eat just one". Ed initially refuses, but backs off when Mike calls an end to the ten dollar bets, declaring Ed the loser.
Warren (seeing Shirley dressed as a lingerie model): Shirley is hot!
Jim (to Molly): Maybe you just need to make some new memories.
Molly (after she and Jim finishing pushing Sadie home): Welcome home, Trusty Steed.
Ed (to Carol): You and I are just left with night after night of empty, physical pleasure.
Carol: Ed eats dogs.
Diane: Warren Cheswick. Tell me when exactly you decided wearing turtlenecks was a good idea.
Molly (her poem about not sleeping with Jim): Not in a car and not in a boat, not in a train and not in a moat.
Warren Cheswick: For the first time in my life, I'm giving off pheromones! Thick, billowing clouds of pheromones!
Warren Cheswick: Seriously, Ed. I owe you big time. You're my dog!
Molly Hudson: I'm adorable and you are a big freak!
Featured Music: The Band did Robbie Robertson's "The Weight"
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