Ed Season 2 Episode 22

Warren: You, sir, are the most closed-minded ferris wheel operator I've ever run into.

Carol (when Mike and Nancy want to get Ed and Carol on the ferris wheel): Who can say no to a large, mechanical wheel?

Molly (when Ed asks for advice): Four words: Get off your ass.

Molly (to Mike and Nancy): When I listen to the two of you sing that song, I feel like I'm--what's the best way to put this?--wanting to kill myself.

Dennis (to Ed): You decided to go the safe route, just friends. Now you want to complain? You got just what you wanted.

Dennis (on Ed and Carol): Not only is it over, it never really was.

Warren (to Ed): We gotta get sloppy drunk and commiserate about the women that done us wrong.

Phil: If you don't mind, I like my tailors to be called 'Antonio'.

Warren (to Mark): If you go out with Diane Snyder, it means the terrorists win.

Mike (about Dennis): He's an attractive man..he's got nice eyes. I think they might be hazel.

Carol (to Dennis): I think there will always be something between me and Ed.

Ed: I don't want her, ok? I just don't want to lose her.

Warren: I'm very fond of enormous pants, music that combines elements of heavy metal and rap, and most of all, skateboarding.

Molly: See you all tomorrow for our last class of the year, or as I like to call it, 'a complete and utter waste of time'.

Dennis (to Ed): You're going to buy a cake because I'm taking Carol out to dinner?

Warren (to Mark and Diane): The minute your lips came in contact, you vanished from Warren Cheswick's universe.