Ed is called "Edna" by Carol and "Steady Eddie" by his brother Lloyd. Warren is dubbed "Mouthbreathers" by Diane.
Phil's Scheme: Phil investigates if Roy Rogers is really dead. He thinks it is all a scheme to bring in more business for the restaurant chain.
Fingers visible in door blinds of bowling alley before note is tossed out.
Mark: You don't solve life, you live it.
Warren (when he can't unbutton his shirt): What is this, made out of titanium? This little bastard!
Mark: Warren Cheswick is a jack ass.
Warren: It would never work. Diane is a cynic. Warren Cheswick is a dreamer.
Mike: Pass me the yellow pages, would you, hon? I want to start looking for one of those cult deprogrammers.
Nancy Burton: I'm sorry, I can't do this. You're too strange.
Warren Cheswick: I decided to go down to the Home Depot and buy a whole crapload of lumber. I like to build big things.
Lloyd Stevens: Will you relax? You've got the constitution of a titmouse.
Ed Stevens: At what point does a person stop deserving chances?
Lloyd Stevens: A guy doesn't want to be a 10. A guy wants to be a solid 7. Anything above that starts to ask more questions than it answers.
"Tell Her About It" by Billy Joel
"Ain't Too Proud" by The Temptations
"They All Laughed" by Bing Crosby
"Dope Nose" by Weezer
"Will You Please Be There For Me" by Reindeer Section