Ed Season 1 Episode 15

Jeff: You must be the famous Mr. Ed.

Phil (handing Big Rudy over to Ed): Ed, this is the man responsible for sabotage against one Stuckeybowl Bowling Center. You sir have been served up like a trout on a silver platter.

Mike (as he and Ed hide in the bushes, waiting for Bonnie): I'm not so sure about the superhero costume... I mean, the suit of armor, that made sense to me... a knight in shining armor, that's romantic. But this? Not so much.

Shirley: That's Kenny. He stood motionless for five hours... Kenny's so talented.

Carol (asking Ed why he's letting Bonnie go without a fight): You're Ed. Aren't you the guy who puts on the suit of armor and makes the video of himself and hires sky writers?

Phil (to Carol): Whoa! You look great. Did you sneak off somewhere and get some work done?

Molly (discussing dating strategy with Carol): I prefer to play this coy, like a lioness majestically perched on the open grass plains of the serengheti.

Ed (commenting on Carol's date, Jeff Alexander): I think Carol may be dating a grifter. Not a particularly talented grifter, but a grifter nonetheless.

Carol (when Jeff Alexander comes to Nancy's): Mr. Calculus Teacher Man is in the hay-ouse!

Kenny: Some of the world's most powerful art has been born out of heartache.

Ed (to Bonnie): You think I can't lift you? You feel a little unwieldy?

Ed: In the criminal justice system, Bonnie Hane's day is divided into two separate yet equally important parts: prosecuting offenders and having lunch.