$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed to yell "I love kitties" as loud as possible in the bowling alley.
Phil tries to make Stuckeybowl architecturally significant by installing flying buttresses.
Mike (to Ed and Carol, who are sitting on the roof): Hey, guys! Hey, you gotta see this! Kenny's about to stop a bowling ball with his head!
Kenny: You know, by the Tricentennial, we'll all be dead.
Ed: This shoe counter serves as an ironic commentary on roundness.
Ed: Stuckeybowl, Stuckeyville. Don't tell me that's a coincidence!
Molly (on why she never joined MENSA): I have the IQ of a golf ball.
Harry: I want to sue him so bad till he bleeds through his head.
Ed: You've obviously never experienced the boyishly convincing smile of Edward J. Stevens.
Mike (talking about Ed, who is trying to get landmark status for Stuckeybowl): It's so much fun to wind him up and watch him go.
Phil (to Harry, about Ed): Don't even talk to this one in the morning till he's had his second cup of joe.
Shirley: Which do you think you could make more money off of: a talking dog or a flying dog?
Featured Music: "Falling in Love" by Randy Newman "Just a Gigolo" by Louis Prima
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