Phil's Scheme: Phil tries to become Sam's Hoagies' own "Jared Fogle", like the Subway. He is unsuccessful.
Horses have a one-way digestive tract. Willie Harris's horse could never have upped it's oats no matter how much Frankie looked the part.
Dr. Jerome (to Mike): I'll do what I want, when I want, you thick witted pelican, and if you don't like it, you can either kiss my ass or write your congressman.
Dr. Jerome (to Mike): Now that I've crushed all your hopes and dreams into a fine powder, I feel almost guilty.
Dr. Jerome (offering Mike his old job): What do you say, ChimChim, you wanna come home again?
Dr. Jerome: Will you be paying cash for this visit, Mr. Stubbs, or shall I bill Dr. Burton directly?
Dr. Jerome (greeting Mike): Well, bless my soul! If it isn't my old sparring partner. Come in, son, it's been far too long.
Molly (when a guy comes in to hit on Carol): Looks like Miss Vessey's gonna get some afternoon delight.
Shirley (to Frankie): I don't want you to resent me as a log jam to your career.
Frankie: If you show up at 4:30 for a six o'clock dinner party, for the rest of your life, you're the weird guy.
Carmela: Oh my goodness, Dr. Burton, the Google says you were once married to Elizabeth Taylor.
Carmela: Oh, my goodness! I Googled you, Dr. Burton.
Phil: You know, ever since Kenny left, there's been a real lack of sexual tension around here. Frankie: I'm not sure I understand. Ed: Get used to it.
Featured Music: "Say You, Say Me" by Lionel Richie "Stuck on You" by Lionel Richie
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