Ed calls himself "Da Quizman" while being nicknamed "Captain Screwup" by Gary's stepfather.
Phil's Scheme: Phil decides to promote a boxing match in Stuckeyville, acting like Don King. He recruits Roy and Carol, two dock workers, to be his boxers. He gives them their own personas: Roy becomes "Deadly Roy", and Carl becomes "The Irish Prince", a Russian born boxing machine. He promotes the fight as the "Phil Stubbs Weekly Boxing Series" and manages to get a crowd at Stuckeybowl for the fight. Once the fight starts, Roy and Carl lack of skills are clear and Phil is left with an empty house.
$10 Bet: Ed bets Mike to go up to a man at the Smiling Goat and ask for his autograph pretending the man is Kenny Rogers.
Warren (to Reverend Isaac): You have no way of knowing this, but I am usually very, very cool.
Reverend Isaac (to Warren): Last time I mentioned this girl, your face popped out like a blowfish.
Ed (to drunk Dennis): Dennis, listen to me. You and I are not buddies. You and I will never be buddies.
Dennis (drunk, after Ed helps him home): Ed, you are so good. You are so so good. Isn't he so good?
Ed (to Carol): Let me cut to the chase: your boyfriend's an ass. Fry?
Dennis (demanding Ed remove Gary from the Quizbowl team): Gary Morton has the thinking capacity of a tube sock.
Mark (to Warren): When you meet with the Lord, can you tell him I got a little screwed over here?!
Mark: Tell them you won't sign with anyone till they get you in a room with God himself.
Warren: I'm not really here to confess. Just taking the booth for a test drive.
Warren: Playing hard to get, nice...very svelte...
Warren: I have led a godless life.
Ed: Kiss my Quiztastic ass!
Featured Music: "Reeling in the Years" by Steely Dan "Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics
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