Carol (after kissing Dennis): I have officially gone insane.
Joe Baxter (statement in court): His leaves fell on my client's lawn and he had to clean them up.
Carol (to Molly, about Dennis): I'm not obsessed with him. I'm intrigued by the enigma.
Mike: You have nothing to worry about, my friend! You're Ed!
Warren: You're Ed, I mean, you're always doling out advice. That's your thing. You're supposed to be like a father figure to me.
Mike (to Ed): When you refer to that little punk, are you referring to Joe Baxter or Dennis Martino?
Warren (to his wrestling teammates): Don't tell anyone, but I'm currently developing the 5/8 nelson.
Warren (on Abraham Lincoln's wrestling career): He'd throw down his top hat and start kicking ass!
Warren (arriving at wrestling practice): Hey boys! Let's get it on!
Phil: Well, well, Bosco's got a groupie.
Phil: Don't try to pigeonhole me.
Featured Music: "King of All of the World" by Old 97s "Everybody Hurts" by REM "Fool Proof" by Ron Sexsmith
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