Joanne Clemson calls Bob Arnowitz "Captain Staples". Warren introduces the chracter drawing on his stomach as "Mr. Belly". Mike dubs Dr. Jerome as "Wally" and "Tiny".
Phil's Scheme: Phil buys a book about body language and decides that he can read people based solely on their body language. He guesses that Ed is Dutch and Gary Saringo has a hamster. He is wrong on both accounts.
$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed that he can't get a person at StuckeyBowl to say "tater-tots" in 30 seconds. It takes 32 seconds and Ed loses.
Judge LaRue (to Gary Saringo): What law school did you go to TV boy?
Carol (to Ed): If it's any consolation at all, I think you look damn cute in the bowling shirts.
Nancy (reacting to Mike's Dr. Jerome head-gear): You scared the Steak-ums out of me!
Mike (trying to get fired by Dr. Jerome): Mr. Schrier, you're being treated by a 96 year old squid.
Warren: Don't hate the playa, hate the game!
Mark (to Warren): I've never found you funny.
Shirley: Ed, celebrity super lawyer Gary Saringo is here to see Mr. Arnowitz... He's at the shoe counter talking to Phil about domesticated rodents.
Mike: Day-o! Day-o! Thursday come, no more Dr. Jerome.
"Freedom" by George Michael
"Oh, What A Beautiful Morning" by Ray Charles