Ed Season 3 Episode 21

Molly: I thought the added volume would help it get through that thick skull of yours.

Bert: If it doesn't pan out, well, at least I didn't spend my whole life in a shoe store.

Carol: No more tearful hugs, no more false reconciliations… That's not real.

Carol (to Ed): I know exactly what I want. I want a second chance.

Carol: I'm sure that I'll recover in time to enjoy my retirement years.

Molly: This is not a game to her, Ed, this is her life. So have a little sympathy ok?

Michael Winslow (to Warren): I think maybe you need some medication of some kind.

Molly: If you give up, I will kill you with my bare hands, which we both know I can do 'cause I'm quite a bit stronger.

Molly: No, it is a pretty sight. You are finally in love, Carol… the real thing with the real guy, the one you should end up with.

Frankie: Leon leaving me a message and Carol showing up in a knight suit are two completely different things.

Bert: My heart was never in shoes. Oh yeah, I faked it pretty good. That's the shoe game.

Carol (about Ed): The worst part is, he didn't even take me seriously.

Ed: I haven't gotten around to telling old Frankie yet.

Mark Vanacore: Pass me the butter knife, I'll spread you to death.

Ed Stevens: She just wants to bat me around like a kitty cat with a half-dead mouse.

Warren Cheswick: Panic is the enemy, Stella, panic is the enemy!