Ed Season 2 Episode 14

Molly (on dealing with her breakup): I guess I just swallow my pride and get back together with George Clooney.

Ed: I'm about to perform a ten item to do list that begins now and lasts deep into the night.

Warren: I shan't be intimidated.

Ed: The Birdman of Stuckeyville comes in peace.

Warren (on Dennis): He's a very unpredictable man, with the temperament of a jungle cat, I might add.

Molly (to Jim, about how he eats): Yes, my friend, you are a gobbler. It's one of the many things I love about you.

Warren: Your fickle friends Who, What Where, Why and When can fly you to the moon one day and leave you high and dry and begging for mercy the next.

Ed: What kinds of opportunities have you gotten by acting like a raving lunatic?

Jennifer: Life is about opening doors... to new places, new people, new opportunities.

Molly: I never thought that knowing how to play the recorder could be such a liability.

Warren: It is our obligation to take them by the hand, maybe shake them a little bit and say 'Hey, guess what? It's gonna be ok.

Shirley: Good luck finding the beautiful psychotic lady. Toodle-oo.