Molly (to Ed): Humiliating you cheers me up.
Molly (on dealing with her breakup): I guess I just swallow my pride and get back together with George Clooney.
Ed: I'm about to perform a ten item to do list that begins now and lasts deep into the night.
Warren: I shan't be intimidated.
Ed: The Birdman of Stuckeyville comes in peace.
Warren (on Dennis): He's a very unpredictable man, with the temperament of a jungle cat, I might add.
Molly (to Jim, about how he eats): Yes, my friend, you are a gobbler. It's one of the many things I love about you.
Warren: Your fickle friends Who, What Where, Why and When can fly you to the moon one day and leave you high and dry and begging for mercy the next.
Ed: What kinds of opportunities have you gotten by acting like a raving lunatic?
Jennifer: Life is about opening doors... to new places, new people, new opportunities.
Molly: I never thought that knowing how to play the recorder could be such a liability.
Warren: It is our obligation to take them by the hand, maybe shake them a little bit and say 'Hey, guess what? It's gonna be ok.
Shirley: Good luck finding the beautiful psychotic lady. Toodle-oo.
Carol: Ed, must throw heavy ball into funny looking sticks.
"The Ghostbusters Theme" by Ray Parker, Jr.
"I'm Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina
"Here Comes Your Man" by The Pixies