Ed Season 2 Episode 11

Dennis (trying to win Carol back): I brought that girl to the party because I was trying to make you disposable... I couldn't.

Ed (to Carol): Look, the only way we're gonna remain friends is if we're honest with each other.

Carol (to Ed): Sometimes it's not easy for boys and girls to be friends. And I know because it's not easy for me, either.

Nancy (As Mike continues to talk about Kay allowing Ralph to be unfaithful): Forget it, Honey. It's never gonna happen... Tell you what, for your 200th birthday you can have yourself a bicentennial grab-ass.

Carol (to Dennis): You know, there IS something that's special about you. You're the last jerk I'm ever going to date.

Diane: Time to bust a move, Cheswick.

Mike (talking about Outback Steakhouse): What does steak have to do with Australia? It's like the Greenland Spaghetti House.

Molly (after Carol tells her never to date the boss): I'm still working my way through the students.