Phil turns Stuckeybowl into a "love-a-torium" so that he can help the lonely hearts find their soulmates.
Reverend Porter's "Headlines" is a joke making fun of Letterman's late-night foe, Jay Leno. Leno reads newspaper headlines then follows them up with a punchline.
$10 Bet: Mike bets Ed he can't call Reverend Carver "Padre".
Carol (on Ed's confession that he and Bonnie slept together): Well, a hearty congratulations to the both of you.
Ed (when Carol Vessey tells Ed she's sick of him apologizing all the time): I'm sorry.
Bonnie: I give you my personal guarantee that this is the single ugliest hat in Stuckeyville.
Ed (to Carol): I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it.
Phil: You're a prancer. You've got a bounce in your step that says 'Hey, look at me, I'm a cute little bunny!'
Featured Music: "Mr. Big Stuff" by Jean Knight "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner "Sabre Dance" by Khachaturian
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