Valentine's Day

Season 1, Episode 14, Aired
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Ed represents a priest who is being fired for not increasing the church's congregation; Phil turns love-doctor and tries to make an ordinary man into a "love machine"
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    • Trivia

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      • Phil turns Stuckeybowl into a "love-a-torium" so that he can help the lonely hearts find their soulmates. Edit
      • Reverend Porter's "Headlines" is a joke making fun of Letterman's late-night foe, Jay Leno. Leno reads newspaper headlines then follows them up with a punchline. Edit
      • $10 Bet: Mike bets Ed he can't call Reverend Carver "Padre". Edit
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      • Featured Music: "Mr. Big Stuff" by Jean Knight "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner "Sabre Dance" by Khachaturian Edit
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      • Carol (on Ed's confession that he and Bonnie slept together): Well, a hearty congratulations to the both of you. Edit
      • Ed (when Carol Vessey tells Ed she's sick of him apologizing all the time): I'm sorry. Edit
      • Bonnie: I give you my personal guarantee that this is the single ugliest hat in Stuckeyville. Edit
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