Ed

Carol (to Ed): The 17 year old you had to sacrifice a few dreams so the 32 year old you could have a life.

Warren (to the tattoo artist): You have the touch of an angel.

Warren (to fellow tattoo patrons): That's some very challenging body art you're sporting there.

Mark (after walking into the tattoo shop): I feel like I'm gonna get hepatitis just standing here.

Molly: All right, Stubbs, put the mop down and shift your brain into drive.

Mark: Down is up, left is right, and Logic is on a ski vacation with his buddy Reason.

Warren: These lips tripped the light fandango with Jessica Martell.

Diane (when Warren shows her his "Jessica-kissed" lips): How can I miss them? You're a damned platypus.

Barney (to Carol): I'm sorry, Yoko, but you don't get a vote in this.

Warren (to Jessica): Sometimes I inadvertently slip into my impressed mode.

Warren (to Mark): You and me been together a long time. There's no Jessica Martell in the world that can break that stuff up.

Phil: Wow, you think you know somebody. This has been a very educational night. VERY educational.

Phil: I know the gang thinks its adorable to call you 'Molls' but to keep everyone within earshot from vomiting, I'm gonna stick with 'Molly'.

Ed: Sometimes life is especially good at sucking.