Scott: I've decided to become a Druid.
Craig: You've what?
Scott: Yeah, it's like you said. Paganism.
Craig: I was joking.
Scott: Well, I'm not. I checked it all in, man. It's a very cool religion. I mean, Druids worship nature, basically. They really love trees. And hey, I love trees.
Craig: (laughs) That is so ridiculous.
Scott: Hey. You can be an anarchist and I can be a Druid.
Craig: I'm an anarchist because of my political convictions. You're just trying to get laid.