El Tigre : The Adventures Of Manny Rivera Season 1 Episode 1

Frida: He saved us all from the evil guacamole.
White Pantera: (Emotional then stops) Thank you Man- Wait, what evil guacamole?
Frida: Duh, the free stuff we got from that creepy old lady so Manny could use your money to buy the tattoo maker. (Realizing what she just said) Dang.

Frida:(Hushed voice) Tattoo maker.
Manny: Frida, I can't go home without guacamole the floaty tattoo dad head won't let me!(Frida blinks confused)

Rodolfo: What is going on here!?
Frida: We can explain! See there were these aliens, and then they grabbed my face!
El Tigre: No Frida its time to tell the truth

Dr. Chipotle Jr.:Hahahaha..haha! Those pinheads will never discover my zombie gucamole's one weakness. Guacamole de "Los Angeles"!
Manny: Really?
Frida: Thanks, dude.
Dr. Chipotle Jr: (shouts) Swine!

Dr. Chipotle Jr: My evil zombie guacamole has taken over your dad and grandpa. And now I command them to DESTROY YOU!!!
Manny: Ha! They will never hurt me, right dad? (Shoots a blast of guacamole at Manny) Well...almost never!

Frida: This TV isn't even plugged in.(Takes off the top) Hey, your just a little kid!
Dr. Chipotle Jr: Look, a thing!
Frida: Where? Oh man!(Dr. Chipotle Jr escapes)

Manny: Keep them busy.
Frida>: Oh, there'll be busy alright. They'll be busy, BUSY EATING ME!!! (Grabs two birds and does some karate moves)

(Grandpapi has been caught with a stolen jewel.)
Grandpapi: This? The Jeweled Mule? This isn't mine! I won it in a contest! I found it in a cereal box! I'm my evil twin!

Dr. Chipotle Jr: Hahahahahahahaha. The power of the Guacamole De Los Angeles can not penetrate my creature's thick skin! Ooh! Burn on you!

Frida: (singing)La de da da de da de de de,
There's nothing going on.
Scoot de da da de da skee skee skee.
A cat pooped on my lawn.
A cat pooped on my lawn!

Rodolpho: Face the power of... The Riveras! (Moves sideways and reveals Frida) And little girl. (Frida waves)

Roldolfo: (Singing) A cat pooped on my LAWN!!!! That is catchy.

Manny: Please father allow me to please make up for my bad behavior earlier. Earlier please?

(Manny and Frida are crushing avocados into guacamole for irresponsibly using Rodolfo's money.)
Manny: How much longer?
Rodolfo: Just about…a year.

Rodolpho: Manny what are you up too?
Manny: Um.. Helping the poor.
Rodolpho: Aw yes the poor very good.
Manny: (While hiding under his bed covers with a flashlight with a magazine) Oh man this is so cool!
Rodolpho: Manny! I just spoke with the poor and you have NOT been helping them!

Rodolpho: Fun is what you make of it. For instance, today I battled giant squid creatures trying to steal the jewel mule of Maya. Fun? And Libra escaped with the mule, but I will find him. This I swear! (Grandpapi comes in riding on the squid carrying the jewel mule chuckling evily).

Rodolpho: So, you stole money from me, and you lied (thumbs-up from Grandpapi Rivera)…But you also saved us then told the truth ("could do better" sign from Grandpapi Rivera). Let's see, what would be an appropriate punishment?

Manny: Watcha doing?
Frida: (Laughing) Watching the puppies (Shows inside the pet store where the employee is being attacked by the puppies)

Rodolpho: Manny, I'm home! How are you kids doing?
Manny and Frida: Booored!
Frida: Nothing fun to do.

Manny: He never takes off the bronze boots of truth! He gets all his White Pantera abilities from them.
Frida: Oh yeah and those abilities would be?
Manny: He can run, jump, and fight with super speed and strength and anyone who touches those boots is forced to tell the truth.
Frida Really? (Frida touches the boots) Once after eating ribs I wiped my hands on the dog.

Manny: No, he's not! There's nothing wrong with you, Dad! It's the boots. I wrecked em' and didn't tell you.
White Pantera: I appreciate you trying to lift my spirits, hijo but, the truth is (Rodolpho's boots explode) *Gasp* IT WAS THE BOOTS! I'm not too old! I have merely been betrayed by my only son!

Manny: Then I'm gonna hold my breath until you change your mind!
Rodolpho: Well, if it's your decision.

El Tigre: I'm ok except for my internal organs, bones, and skin.

Manny: Okay, so what's the special treat?
Rodolpho: Ah, the treat, it is the most delicious food known to man, Guacamole – Los Angeles. Made only from the finest avocados hand-picked by blind monkeys, and crushed by the delicate feet of virtuous ladies high in the Andes Mountains. It is very expensive, but I have been saving money all year. And at last we will taste the glory!

Rodolpho: Fun is what you make of it. For instance, today I battled giant squid creatures trying to steal the jewel mule of Maya. Fun? And Libra escaped with the mule, but I will find him. This I swear! (Grandpapi comes in riding on the squid carrying the jewel mule chuckling evily).

Frida: I thought you quit superheroing.
Rodolpho: Technically I'm retired, but as long as there is evil and I am young and vital enough to oppose it, I will.
Manny: You're super-macho!
Rodolpho: The machoest!

Frida: You're right, watching your dad sleep is less boring than tv.

Rodolpho: Manny, tattoos are evil. Tattoos, piercings, hair dye, loose pants, refined sugar – all evil!

Manny: I don't know creepy old lady, coming out of the shadows
Old Lady: It's free!
Manny and Frida: Sold

Frida: No way Manny you can't steal your dad's money... for something lame like a slingshot.
Manny: No, next to the Slingshot. (Zoom in on tattoo kit Manny was planning on buying)
Frida:A tattoo maker?! Drood! You have to buy it!
Manny: But you just said-
Frida: Don't listen to me! I don't know what I'm talking about! (Frida pulls Manny by the shirt collar) Listen to me! You have to buy it!