El Tigre : The Adventures Of Manny Rivera Season 1 Episode 16

Cactus Kid: Howdy! I'm new in town, and I--
El Oso: (laughs) You got a cactus on your head, man!

El Tigre: What are you so mad about? Your the one who started all this.
Grandpapi: I started!? You the one who don't want to do evil no more!

Cactus Kid: (takes a deep breath) Golly! What's that smell?!
Bandito: A spicy cesspool.
Cactus Kid: I love it!! Miracle City, Imma gonna make you mine!!!

Frida: Dude!! Big locked box!!!
Manny: (reading stickers on box) "Warning", "Danger", "Do Not Open".
Frida:Wow! It's like an US trap!!. . .Wait! Maybe your dad planted it here!
Manny: Yeah! To test us!
(They galnce around suspiciously)
Frida: I failed!
Manny: Me too!

(Cactus Kid bursts into tears)
Granpapi: (sighs) I no can stand to see the childrens cry. (picks up Cactus Kid with robot arms and throws him in a dumpster) Better.

Granpapi: PLEEEEASE?!?! You promised today we steal the lion from the zoo!!

Cactus Kid: Cactus paybactus!!

Granpapi: Ok, today you learn how not to get hit by bricks!

Cactus Kid: (getting rapidly slapped by Granpapi) Ow! It (slap) hurts (slap) my (slap) face (slap) when (slap) you (slap) hit (slap) it (slap)!

Manny: (spinning a rancid orange on his finger) Frida, my friend, there is truly no expiration date for awesomeness!!
(they high five, squashing the orange)
Frida: Yeah!!

Granpapi: Go on! Show them your mighty power!! (evil laugh) Eh. . .What is your mighty power?
Cactus Kid: Just a little somethin' called. . .cactus control!!!
Manny: You make cactuses. . .droop?
Cactus Kid: And, I also make them dance!
Frida:Wow, that's really. . .(flatly) observable.

Granpapi: (flatly) I fully believe Cactus Boy is the glorious future of supervillainy.

Granpapi: Good! Now double time! And wallet grab, wallet grab. Now slap the monkey, slap the monkey!

Granpapi: WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP MONKEY SLAPPING?!?!

Manny: Stale muffin!
Frida: Rancid pork!
Manny: Expired chilli!!
Frida: Hey!! No canned goods!

Manny:(Yawns) People just don't know how to siesta anymore.
Frida: We must keep the ancient art of napping alive like sleep ninjas.

Frida: We gotta find something to shred! Where can we find garbage!?
Manny and Frida: The Attic!
Frida: Irreplaceable family heirloom?
Manny: Garbage.
Frida: Grandpapi's liver medication?
Manny: Garbage.
Frida: Big sack of money?
Manny: Ha ha! Garbage!

Maria: Manny I told you to lock that glove up.
Manny: I know but(Gasps) a novel in the reference section!
Maria: Where!?

Cactus Kid: (After discovering his awesome cactus abilities) So, Riveras, whose the better super villain now?
El Tigre and Grandpapi: You.

Manny: (Watching Grandpapi and The Cactus Kid getting chased by a lion)(sighs) I remember when he used to use me as bait.
Frida: What!? Dude, you are not jealous of the kid who makes cactus's bend?
Manny: No, but I really haven't been hanging out with Grandpapi lately. Maybe I should go apologize.
Frida: (Grabs Manny's arm and brings him to eye level)Apologize!!? (Throws Manny to the ground) This calls for action!
Manny: You have an idea?
Frida: Maybe... no... wait! Got one!

Manny: Not only would we get to see Mom kick bad guy booty, but maybe she won't freak out so much when I use my powers.
Frida: (Snickers) You said Booty Butt.

Manny: If we could get my mom to put that glove on...
Frida: You'll have a parent whose a superhero! How cool would that be!?(Manny nods while a picture of White Pantera hangs in the background. Manny walks away revealing a sad White Pantera picture)

Catus Kid:I swaer my vengece on the Rivera Family!
Rodalpho:(Walks by confused)I was just waking home from work!

El Tigre: Uh, hey Mom... watcha doin?
Plata Peligrosa:Picking a fight with these villainous weaklings!
El Oso: Your gonna pay for that man!
Bandito: I will crush you!
Strong Bandito: Ow, my feelings (He runs off crying)

Frida: Say, that sounds like all the stuff you do with Manny. Doesn't that make you a little... oh I don't know. Jealous?
Grandpapi: I'm not jealous. All's fair in love and - OH! Why don't you just rip my heart out and feed it to the donkeys!!!
El Tigre: If you can't take the heat don't have the chili!
Grandpapi: Why you dare!? (Changes to Puma Loco) Its disrespectful!
El Tigre: Well I learned it from you! (The two start fighting)
Frida: Hmm, in my head there was more hugging.

Grandpapi: What is wrong with you? I try helping you become a great supervillain and you only have time for hero stuff.
Manny: disbelieving)Hero? We're gonna go throw rotten food!

El Tigre: Mom, whats going on?
Maria: There's something you don't know about me... something... shocking.
El Tigre: Ah, nothing shocks me.
Maria: I was once a superhero.
El Tigre: (Babbling) Guh-blan huzzle floygin! (From the inside of Manny's head we see his brain shatter)

(Trying to get Maria to put on her magical glove)
Manny: Hey Mom we just wanted to know if you want to...uh... play catch. Need a glove?
Frida: Or you can just cheer us on. "We're number one!" heheh.
Manny: Everyone loves an oven mit.
Frida: Me llamo Senor Hand puppet.
Manny: Boxing Glove.
Frida: Say "Adios" to dishpan hands.

Cactus Kid: Give me your money, or I will stick you so full of needles that you will be dating pocupines.
Nerd: (Hopefully) I will have a date?