Season 1 Episode 9

You Do It To Yourself

Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Dec 06, 2012 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Holmes: Ugh, what-what is that? I asked for coffee.
      Watson: Well, you asked for coffee, but you got tea.
      Holmes: No, I'm British, this is not tea.
      Watson: There's some traditional Chinese herbs in there. I poked around the stalls in Chinatown while I was waiting for you. I found the ingredients for the same tea my mom used to make me when I was sick.
      Holmes: Well, all due respect to your mother, I would prefer something proven by a scientific method.
      Watson: The herbs in that tea have been proven scientifically to inhibit the movement of neutrophils, improve the function of protective cilia, and contribute to longer-lasting, more vasodilated erections.
      Holmes: By your mother?
      Watson: Just shut up and drink it.

    • Holmes: No shell casings, no skull fragments, no gray matter. He was killed elsewhere, and then dumped here.
      Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
      Holmes: A pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes.

  • Notes

    • Special billing was given to Aidan Quinn (and) for this episode.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: December 6, 2012 on Global
      United Kingdom: December 18, 2012 on Sky Living
      Czech Republic: March 5, 2013 on AXN
      Germany: March 7, 2013 on SAT 1
      Belgium: March 17, 2013 on VIER

  • Allusions