Eli Stone

Eli: (pointing to George Michael) Brad, do you know who this is? Brad: Yes, Bono!

(George Michael has just explained why he wants to retain Eli's services) Eli: What was the song again? George Michael: I Want Your Sex. Eli: Sorry, you're not my type. (chuckles) It's a joke.

Eli: If you don't mind me asking, why me? Why did you come to me? George Michael: Well, you might think I'm the odd one now. But (brief pause) the other night I had a dream, and in the dream I was completely lost when someone told me I needed to find a lawyer. (pauses) Named Eli Stone.

Eli: Sir, you're unusually quiet. Are you feeling okay? (touches Jordan's sleeve) Jordan: I feel fine. Don't ever touch me again.

(Molly Foster has just explained why she was expelled from school) Jordan: The challenge here will be circumventing the Supreme Court's decision in Morris vs. Frederick, which limits free speech on school grounds. Molly Foster: So you're saying I could lose? Jordan: Always a possibility in litigation, Miss Foster, but (exhales and casts an admiring look at George Michael) you gotta have faith. Another one of your songs, I think. George Michael: Oh, that's right, yeah.

(About Dr. Sanjay Rajapaksa, who has agreed to remove Eli's aneurysm) Eli: You sure that's the guy? Matt: Competent, confident, expert in the latest techniques. Eli, if he were any more qualified, he'd be a fictional TV character.

Eli: I was just wondering if it was possible that you were a...fanboy of a certain celebrity client Jordan: Mr. Stone, did you just characterize me, Jordan Wethersby II, senior partner of one of this country's most prestigious firms, a fanboy? Eli: Of course not, sir, but- Jordan: I didn't think so.

Judge Doyle: (to Matt and Taylor) I didn't expect this from Jordan Wethersby. I asked him to send me his best lawyers and he sends me a girl. Matt: Well, let me introduce you to Mr. Wethersby's daughter, Sir... Judge Doyle: (interrupts) I wasn't talking about her, Dowd.

Jordan: Judge Doyle has just retained WPK in connection with a personal medical crisis. Matt: Is he finally getting the pole removed from his rectum? I hear that can be a very painful procedure. Jordan: Not nearly as painful as leukemia, Mr. Dowd... And, now that we have established your sensitivity to the judge's plight, you can assist Taylor. Jordan: Sir. Doyle... er, Judge Doyle hates me. Jordan: I'm sure you're familiar with my 'I-could-care-less face.

George Michael: (As Eli is poking him) Would you mind not poking me, please. Eli: I'm sorry, it's just, ya know, you're very solid for a vision. George Michael: And you're a very odd man. Eli: Well, at least I'm not a hallucination.