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Eli: I looked for a "Thanks for convincing your father to represent me at my disbarment hearing" card, but I couldn't find one.
Taylor: Did you look next to the "Sorry I called off our wedding because of the guy from Wham" display?
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Eli: Two months ago, I cared about winning my cases. But now I care about helping my clients.
Ms. Raines: And how much help can you be to them if you die in the middle of their case?
Eli: Well probably not that much...
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Patti: Can I be honest with you?
Taylor: This is you holding back?
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Patti: You really have a way with women.
Eli: I'm not sure how it happened, but I think my having an aneurysm pisses her off.
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Eli: You make it sound like I don't have much of a shot.
Familiar Attorney: My mistake then, because I was trying to convey that you don't have any shot.
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Jordan: At last night's Golden State Marvels game, all-star catcher, Jason Church, hit a foul ball which struck the third-base coach in the head... fatally.
Posner: (with no regard for the dead coach) Yes, I picked an excellent night to bring the kids out to the firm's luxury box.