This opening features a wooden santa claus and minora on the table.
Spence: Women always expect an apology.
Ellen: Hey, I'm a woman!
Holly: Can I watch TV? Thanks.
Laurie: Okay, but don't be fliping the channels 'cause you never know what's on.
Ellen: Oh, come on. I'm sure if there's something objectionable on, there'll be a warning.
Joely Fisher is credited but doesn't appear.