Sergeant Timko: You think I'm gonna give you special treatment just because your a girl?
Ellen: No I don't
Sergeant Timko: Well your not going to get it
Ellen: Good, cause I don't want it
Sergeant Timko: Whine all you want cause your not going to get special treatment.
Ellen: Quick question, will I be getting special treatment?
Sergeant Timko: That's it Morgan why don't you give me 20.
Ellen: I don't have a 20 will you take 2 10's.
Sergeant Timko: Welcome to Hell Day
Ellen: Thank you
Sergeant Timko: New recruits are mighty slow!
Recruits: New recruits are mighty slow!
Ellen: Timko's from Mars and I'm from Venus, the only difference is he has a (Quickly pauses) whistle...
David Anthony Higgins, Jeremy Piven, Joely Fisher and Clea Lewis are credited but don't appear.
This episode title, GI Ellen is a allusion to the TV series, GI Joe.