Ellen Season 4 Episode 23

Paige: Now, you guys remember when Ellen gets here we have to cheer her up because Susan dropped her like a gay hot potato.

Therapist: Are you going to talk to your friends?
Ellen: About me being gay? No, that's none of their business.
Therapist: Would you be more comfortable talking to your parents?
Ellen: You win, I'll talk to my friends.

Woman: Okay, Ms. Morgan, I have just one question for you. Are you gay?
Ellen: Yes, yes I am.
Woman: Great! Sign right there, and you sign here, and you sign here and sign here.
(Ellen signs)
Ellen: Wow! I didn't know it was so complicated!
Woman: Oh, congratulations! (She stamps pages and then takes out a big box and gives it Susan) Susan, here's your toaster oven!

Paige: I still can't believe Ellen's gay.
Spence: I always thought for a while she might be. I mean, as a kid she could always throw a football further than me, climb a tree faster, always beat me in arm-wrestling.
Joe: Did you ever think maybe you were gay?

Therapist: Ellen, if you keep this to yourself, it will eventually appear in your real life as little clues, that will eventually become tiresome.