Topics of the day at the radio station:
If Superman and God had a fight who would win? (Chuck's topic)
Over the roll or under the roll - the great toilet paper debate.
Your favorite episode of One Day at a Time.
In this opening, there are three bouquets of flowers on the table.
Julie: You're late.
Ellen: Yes I know, my car died and even though I was waving my jumper cables and cursing at people, nobody stopped to help.
Man: Do you have any idea what bears eat?
Ellen: I'm gonna say "pick-i-nick" baskets.
Paige: Who knew death row had a fax machine?
Ellen: (To Paige when the car won't start) Show some leg, I'll get the jumper cables.
David Anthony Higgins, Clea Lewis and Jeremy Piven are credited but don't appear.