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    • Baron Blood
      Baron Blood
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      12/27/81
      10
      Visiting his ancestral castle, a young man accidentally brings the sadistic title fiend back to life. Oops!
    • Murders in the Rue Morgue
      Murders in the Rue Morgue
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      12/12/81
      10
      Masked man is killing members of a theatre troupe. Film has very little to do with Edgar Allan Poe.
    • The Mighty Gorga
      The Mighty Gorga
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      10
      A circus owner travels to Africa in search of a giant ape.
    • Psychomania
      Psychomania
      Season 1 - Episode 45
      8/7/82
      10
      Hell raising bikers discover that, if they commit suicide, they can return from the dead and raise even more hell.
    • The Devil`s Wedding Night
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      3/5/83
      9.8
    • Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde
      Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      1/3/82
      9.8
      A novel twist to the classic tale. When Jekyll drinks his potion, he turns into a woman!
    • The Mad Magician
      The Mad Magician
      Season 1 - Episode 34
      5/22/82
      9.8
      Magician and master of disguise takes revenge on those who screwed him over.
    • Grave of the Vampire
      Grave of the Vampire
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      9/26/81
      9.6
      Vampire attacks woman and rapes her. Woman gives birth to a boy who must have mother`s blood instead of milk. When boy becomes an adult, he is determined to find and destroy his father.
    • Blood Bath
      Blood Bath
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      7/8/84
      9.5
    • The Last Bride of Salem
      The Last Bride of Salem
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      1/12/85
      9.5
    • Kiss Daddy Goodbye
      Kiss Daddy Goodbye
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      7/14/84
      9.4
    • The Godsend
      The Godsend
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      6/30/84
      9.4
    • The House of Seven Corpses
      The House of Seven Corpses
      Season 1 - Episode 44
      7/31/82
      9.4
      Someone or something is killing members of a production crew filming a movie in an old dark house.
    • Village of the Damned
      Village of the Damned
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      4/14/84
      9.4
    • The Monster Club
      The Monster Club
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      2/6/83
      9.4
      Three tales of the supernatural. The wraparounds feature Vincent Price and John Carradine.
    • The Capture of Bigfoot
      The Capture of Bigfoot
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      9/22/84
      9.3
    • Necromancy
      Necromancy
      Season 1 - Episode 25
      3/20/82
      9.3
      Warlock wants to bring his dead son back to life.
    • The Navy vs the Night Monsters
      The Navy vs the Night Monsters
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      12/1/84
      9.3
    • Deathdream
      Deathdream
      Season 1 - Episode 29
      4/18/82
      9.2
      Family is notified that their son was killed in action while serving in Vietnam. The same day, the son returns but everyone begins to realize something is horribly wrong with him. Updated version of The Monkey`s Paw.
    • The Beast in the Cellar
      The Beast in the Cellar
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      5/19/84
      9.2
    • The Spectre of Edgar Allen Poe
      The Spectre of Edgar Allen Poe
      Season 1 - Episode 26
      3/27/82
      9.2
      Poe believes something strange is going on at the asylum where the love of his life, Lenore, is an inmate.
    • Empire of the Ants
      Empire of the Ants
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      9.2
    • Lemora A Child`s Tale of the Supernatural
      4/16/83
      9.2
    • Beware! The Blob
      Beware! The Blob
      Season 1 - Episode 31
      5/1/82
      9.1
      A piece of the original blob accidentally thaws out. Critter begins gobbling up everyone it comes in contact with.
    • New Year`s Evil
      New Year`s Evil
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      12/31/83
      9.1
    • Terror House
      Terror House
      Season 1 - Episode 42
      7/17/82
      9.1
      Guests are on the menu at the Red Wolf Inn.
    • Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?
      Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?
      Season 1 - Episode 46
      8/14/82
      9.1
      Modern version of Hansel and Gretel. Wacko lures kids into her old dark house. Pie anyone?
    • Screamers
      Screamers
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      10/29/83
      9.1
    • The Raven
      The Raven
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      9/25/82
      9.1
      Classic comedy horror film starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff. Yep, that`s a very young Jack Nicholson playing Lorre`s son. Directed by Roger Corman.
    • The Conqueror Worm
      The Conqueror Worm
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/2/82
      9.1
      Merciless man hunts down witches in the name of the king. Vincent Price is pure evil in ultra violent film. British title is Witchfinder General.
    • Silent Night, Bloody Night
      Silent Night, Bloody Night
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      10/3/81
      9.0
      The townspeople are upset when a man begins to research the history of his inheritance: an old mansion that used to be used as a mental institution.
    • Horror Express
      Horror Express
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      1/23/82
      9.0
      Ape-like creature, found frozen on an archeological dig, thaws out and begins killing people on board a train traveling across Siberia.
    • Inn of the Frightened People
      Inn of the Frightened People
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      1/8/83
      9.0
      A man and woman take revenge on the creep who murdered their daughter.
    • The Fall of the House of Usher
      The Fall of the House of Usher
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      10/17/81
      9.0
      In search of the woman he loves, a young man goes to the ancestral home of the Ushers. He discovers a house of madness and death. The first Roger Corman Poe adaptation.
    • Jennifer The Snake Goddess
      Jennifer The Snake Goddess
      Season 1 - Episode 37
      6/12/82
      9.0
      Girl has ability to control snakes. She uses them to take revenge on classmates who torment her.
    • The Legend of Hell House
      The Legend of Hell House
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      11/10/84
      8.9
    • Blue Sunshine
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      10/1/83
      8.9
    • The Return of Count Yorga
      The Return of Count Yorga
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      1/1/83
      8.9
      The Count returns for another round of death and destruction.
    • Maneater of Hydra
      Maneater of Hydra
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      11/20/83
      8.9
      Mad doctor invites some people to his island. Something begins to kill them one by one. The phrase "buckets of blood" describes this gory film. Yecch!
    • The House That Screamed
      The House That Screamed
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      10/10/81
      8.8
      Students begin to disappear from an all-girl boarding school.
    • Blacula
      Blacula
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      11/1/81
      8.8
      African Prince, cursed with vampirism, is shipped to the US and accidentally revived in the 1970`s. Talk about culture shock.
    • Nightmare City
      Nightmare City
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      8.8
      A plane is zapped with radiation which turns everyone on board into flesh-eating zombies. These zombies can still think and even use weapons on their victims.
    • The Love War
      The Love War
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      7/28/84
      8.8
    • The Tomb of Ligeia
      The Tomb of Ligeia
      Season 1 - Episode 39
      6/26/82
      8.8
      Man believes his new wife is possessed by the ghost of his first wife.
    • Madhouse
      Madhouse
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      10/23/82
      8.7
      Vincent Price plays an aging star of horror films. He becomes a suspect in a series of murders.
    • And Now the Screaming Starts!
      And Now the Screaming Starts!
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/9/82
      8.7
      In 1795, a young bride moves into her husband`s mansion. Is it haunted or is she losing her mind? Peter Cushing saves this film.
    • Peeping Tom
      Peeping Tom
      Season 1 - Episode 27
      4/3/82
      8.7
      Man films his victims as he kills them. Classic film.
    • Beast of the Dead
      Beast of the Dead
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      2/19/83
      8.7
      The second of the blood trilogy filmed in the Philippines. John Ashley returns to battle a mad scientist and his gobble-de-goop monster.
    • The House That Dripped Blood
      The House That Dripped Blood
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      10/30/82
      8.7
      Film made up of short horror tales. Similar to films like Tales From the Crypt, Asylum, Vault of Horror.
    • The Fearless Vampire Killers
      The Fearless Vampire Killers
      Season 1 - Episode 41
      7/10/82
      8.6
      Van Helsing-like professor and his bumbling assistant hunt vampires. They stumble onto the mother lode. Classic horror comedy.
    • The Pigs
      The Pigs
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      6/17/84
      8.6
    • The Comedy of Terrors
      The Comedy of Terrors
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      11/7/81
      8.5
      Business is so poor, a cash-strapped undertaker and his bumbling assistant decide to "persuade" people to become clients. Classic Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Basil Rathbone horror comedy.
    • Dracula
      Dracula
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      2/4/84
      8.5
    • Alien Contamination
      Alien Contamination
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      3/24/84
      8.5
    • Circus of Horrors
      Circus of Horrors
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      6/10/84
      8.5
    • Mark of the Devil
      Mark of the Devil
      Season 3 - Episode 27
      8/11/84
      8.5
    • The Murder Clinic
      The Murder Clinic
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      1/16/82
      8.4
      Someone or something is killing inmates and medical personnel at a mental institution.
    • Schizoid
      Schizoid
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      6/24/84
      8.4
    • Scream and Scream Again
      Scream and Scream Again
      Season 2 - Episode 28
      4/2/83
      8.4
    • Homebodies
      Homebodies
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      1/28/84
      8.3
    • Rattlers
      Rattlers
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      2/13/82
      8.3
      Rattlesnakes high on nerve gas decide to kick some human butt.
    • Tales of Terror
      Tales of Terror
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      10/30/82
      8.3
      Another monster fest with three tales based on Poe short stories or poems. Starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Basil Rathbone. Directed by Roger Corman.
    • The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
      11/7/82
      8.3
      The first of many TV horror movies produced and directed by Dan Curtis of Dark Shadows fame. Jack Palance is excellent in the title roles.
    • The Dunwich Horror
      The Dunwich Horror
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      10/25/81
      8.3
      Once upon a time, twins were born. One looks and acts human, the other is a many-headed creepy crawly. The human brother wants to bring "the old ones" from another dimension. He needs a book called the Necromicon and a human sacrifice. He picks Sandra Dee. "Hey, look at me, I`m Sandra..." Oops! Heh heh, wrong movie. Anyway, the creepy-crawly gets out and starts eating all the townspeople. That`ll drive down property values, I can tell ya. Based on H P Lovecraft story.moreless
    • The Incredible Melting Man
      The Incredible Melting Man
      Season 1 - Episode 40
      7/3/82
      8.3
      After returning from a space mission, astronaut begins to turn to liquid. Bloody mess, what?
    • Tombs of the Blind Dead
      Tombs of the Blind Dead
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      9/8/84
      8.2
    • The Day It Came to Earth
      The Day It Came to Earth
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      11/13/82
      8.2
      Dead gangster is brought back to "life" by radiation from a meteorite.
    • Horror Hospital
      Horror Hospital
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      2/6/82
      8.2
      Doctor and his wacky wife experiment on people who answer their newspaper advertisement.
    • Dr Black, Mr Hyde
      Dr Black, Mr Hyde
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      12/4/82
      8.2
      Another novel twist on the classic tale. When Dr Black drinks his potion, he turns white!
    • House of the Dead
      House of the Dead
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      5/26/84
      8.2
    • Nightwing
      Nightwing
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      8.2
    • Count Yorga, Vampire
      Count Yorga, Vampire
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      12/5/81
      8.1
      Modern (circa 1970) vampire causes havoc amongst some twentysomthings in Los Angeles.
    • Disciple of Death
      Disciple of Death
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      2/20/82
      8.1
      One of Satan`s own is accidentally brought back to life. (here we go again) He immediately begins searching for women to sacrifice to his boss.
    • The Vampire People
      The Vampire People
      Season 2 - Episode 27
      3/26/83
      8.1
    • Masque of the Red Death
      Masque of the Red Death
      Season 1 - Episode 38
      6/19/82
      8.1
      Believing Satan protects him and his privileged guests from the plague that is ravaging the countryside, an evil count torments selected victims. Classic Price/Poe/Corman film.
    • The Devil`s Rain
      The Devil`s Rain
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      3/6/82
      8.1
      If you cross these satan worshippers, you end up as a puddle on the floor.
    • The Turn of the Screw
      The Turn of the Screw
      Season 1 - Episode 35
      5/22/82
      8.1
      The new governess at a country estate begins to see ghosts. Are they real or is she mad?
    • The Deathmaster
      The Deathmaster
      Season 1 - Episode 30
      4/25/82
      8.1
      Vampire becomes the head of a commune of hippies.
    • The Human Vapor
      The Human Vapor
      Season 2 - Episode 29
      4/9/83
      8.1
    • Blood from the Mummy`s Tomb
      Blood from the Mummy`s Tomb
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      10/16/82
      8.1
      The mummy of an evil queen is brought back from Egypt. The daughter of the expedition`s leader is possessed by the soul of the evil queen. When the daughter becomes a young woman, members of the expedition begin to be murdered one by one.
    • The Haunted Palace
      The Haunted Palace
      Season 2 - Episode 31
      6/18/83
      8.1
    • The Time Travelers
      The Time Travelers
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      11/12/83
      8.0
    • Good Against Evil
      Good Against Evil
      Season 1 - Episode 32
      5/8/82
      8.0
      Exorcists vs devil worshippers.
    • Craze
      Craze
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      1/29/83
      8.0
      A man believes that an African idol grants him good luck when he sacrifices women to it.
    • Crucible of Horror
      Crucible of Horror
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      11/27/82
      8.0
      An evil man rules his family with an iron hand. His wife and daughter plot to kill him. But is he really dead?
    • The Baby
      The Baby
      Season 1 - Episode 43
      7/24/82
      8.0
      Social worker investigates bizarre family where the twentysomething son is kept in diapers and treated like an infant!
    • Frankenstein
      Frankenstein
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      2/28/82
      8.0
      Still another version of the classic tale. This time the monster is more sympathetic. A Dan Curtis production.
    • The Thing With Two Heads
      The Thing With Two Heads
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      11/15/81
      7.9
      White bigot plans to have his head transplanted to another man`s body. He is dying and this is his idea to thwart death. Without his knowledge, his head is transplanted onto a black convict`s body. And the convict still has his own head.
    • They Came From Beyond Space
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      9/17/83
      7.9
    • Cry of the Banshee
      Cry of the Banshee
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      11/29/81
      7.9
      Evil ruler with an obsessive hatred for witchcraft, destroys a witches coven. The head witch puts a curse on his entire family. Title creature begins killing family members one by one.
    • Inn of the Damned
      Inn of the Damned
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      9/1/84
      7.8
    • Night of the Zombies
      Night of the Zombies
      Season 3 - Episode 29
      8/26/84
      7.8
      Dead WW II soldiers have been kept animated by some type of gas.
    • Frankenstein`s Castle of Freaks
      Frankenstein`s Castle of Freaks
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      9/15/84
      7.8
    • The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant
      The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      1/30/82
      7.8
      Doctor transplants the head of a psychotic killer onto the body of a retarded young man.
    • Blood on Satan`s Claw
      Blood on Satan`s Claw
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      11/20/82
      7.8
      A group of children in 17th century England form a devil cult.
    • Willard
      Willard
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      11/5/83
      7.8
      A young man makes friends with a super intelligent rat. When anyone angers him, the rat and his buddies tear the offender to pieces.
    • The Doomsday Machine
      Season 2 - Episode 32
      8/27/83
      7.7
    • The Crimson Cult
      The Crimson Cult
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      1/10/82
      7.7
      In search of his missing brother, a man discovers witchcraft at a country estate. Boris Karloff`s last A film.
    • They Came From Within
      They Came From Within
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      12/11/83
      7.6
    • The Creature`s Revenge
      The Creature`s Revenge
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      2/12/83
      7.6
      A mad scientist transplants the brain of a dying ruler into the body of an idiot. Another Al Adamson mess.
    • So Sad About Gloria
      So Sad About Gloria
      Season 3 - Episode 28
      8/19/84
      7.6
    • Children Shouldn`t Play with Dead Things
    • The Werewolf of Washington
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      11/21/81
      7.6
      After returning from Hungary, a reporter is appointed a press secretary to th US President. Unknown by all, he is a werewolf. Horror comedy.
    • The Island of Living Horror
      The Island of Living Horror
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      2/27/83
      7.6
    • War- Gods of the Deep
      War- Gods of the Deep
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/4/82
      7.5
      Vincent Price leads a band of immortal men who live in a series of caves beneath the sea. Directed by Jacques Tourenur.
    • Dr Heckyll and Mr Hype
      Dr Heckyll and Mr Hype
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      3/17/84
      7.5
    • The Oblong Box
      The Oblong Box
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/11/82
      7.5
      Man cursed by witchdoctor returns from Africa to torment his brother. Vincent Price stars with an assist by Christopher Lee.
    • The Devil Within Her
      The Devil Within Her
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      12/12/82
      7.5
      After being cursed by a dwarf, a woman`s baby appears to be possessed by a demon.
    • Monstroid
      Monstroid
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      5/12/84
      7.4
    • Psychic Killer
      Psychic Killer
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      3/13/82
      7.4
      After learning astral projection from a fellow inmate in a mental institution, a man uses it to kill people who tick him off.
    • The Other
      The Other
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      11/25/84
      7.4
    • Count Dracula`s Great Love
      Count Dracula`s Great Love
      Season 1 - Episode 36
      5/29/82
      7.3
      Four women take refuge in a castle after their coach breaks down. Guess who lives there?
    • The Brotherhood of Satan
      The Brotherhood of Satan
      Season 1 - Episode 33
      5/15/82
      7.1
      Still more devil worshippers. They recruit(read kidnap)kids for their cult.
    • The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism
      The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      3/12/83
      7.1
    • Curse of the Vampires
      Curse of the Vampires
      Season 2 - Episode 26
      3/20/83
      6.9
    • Gamera Super Monster
      Gamera Super Monster
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      12/24/83
      6.8
      "Well, lookee there, Ma. Ain`t that the biggest durn tu`tle you eva saw?" "Oh, go on, Pa. Grandper usta pull bigga ones than that outa Skunk Holler Crick."
    • Legacy of Blood
      Legacy of Blood
      Season 1 - Episode 28
      4/10/82
      6.5
      Heirs to fortune must spend the night in their late father`s mansion. Someone or something begins to kill them one by one.
    • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
      Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      3/3/84
      6.4
    • House of Dark Shadows
      House of Dark Shadows
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      6/22/86
      6.3
      The TV gothic soap opera comes to the big screen. Far more violent and graphic than TV series.
    • The Horror of Death
      The Horror of Death
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      5.6
    • The Bat People
      The Bat People
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      12/19/82
      5.2
      Bitten by a bat, a scientist turns into a bat creature. A different take on the werewolf legend.
    • Village of the Giants
      Village of the Giants
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      11/3/84
      5.2
    • The Human Duplicators
      The Human Duplicators
      Season 3 - Episode 26
      8/5/84
      4.8
    • Curse of Bigfoot
      Curse of Bigfoot
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      3/24/85
      4.3
    • Yeti: The Giant of the 20th Century
      2/9/85
      3.9
    • The Great Alligator
      The Great Alligator
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      5/4/85
      3.9
    • Revenge of Frankenstein
      Revenge of Frankenstein
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      3/10/85
      3.6
    • They Saved Hitler`s Brain
      They Saved Hitler`s Brain
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      0.0
    • Straight Jacket
      Straight Jacket
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      0.0
      A woman is haunted by visions of bloody death after moving into a house where a murder was committed.
    • Scream, Baby, Scream
      Scream, Baby, Scream
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      0.0
      Demented artist uses zombies to kidnap hippies for use in his experiments to create human art.
    • The Meateater
      The Meateater
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      0.0
    • Halloween with the Addams Family
      Halloween with the Addams Family
      Season 0 - Episode 7
      10/31/93
      0.0
    • This House Possessed
      This House Possessed
      Season 0 - Episode 6
      10/31/93
      0.0
    • Moon of the Wolf
      Moon of the Wolf
      Season 0 - Episode 5
      10/31/93
      0.0
    • The House That Would Not Die
      The House That Would Not Die
      Season 0 - Episode 16
      10/31/93
      0.0
    • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
      Season 0 - Episode 10
      10/31/97
      0.0
    • Freddy`s Dead: The Final Nightmare
      Freddy`s Dead: The Final Nightmare
      Season 0 - Episode 17
      11/1/97
      0.0
    • Kill and Go Hide
      Kill and Go Hide
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      0.0
    • The Legend of Lizzie Borden
      The Legend of Lizzie Borden
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      0.0
    • The Mad Butcher
      The Mad Butcher
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      0.0
    • Tomb of the Living Dead
      Tomb of the Living Dead
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      0.0
    • The Two Faces of Dr Jekyll
      The Two Faces of Dr Jekyll
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      0.0
    • The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
      The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      0.0
    • Let`s Scare Jessica to Death
      Let`s Scare Jessica to Death
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      0.0
    • Horror of the Zombies
      Horror of the Zombies
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      0.0
    • House of the Long Shadows
      House of the Long Shadows
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      0.0
    • Gargoyles
      Gargoyles
      Season 0 - Episode 4
      10/30/93
      0.0
    • Crowhaven Farm
      Crowhaven Farm
      Season 0 - Episode 3
      10/30/93
      0.0
    • The Spell
      The Spell
      Season 0 - Episode 1
      10/30/93
      0.0
    • Guardian of the Abyss
      Guardian of the Abyss
      Season 0 - Episode 51
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • The House That Bled to Death
      The House That Bled to Death
      Season 0 - Episode 50
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • The Human Duplicators
      The Human Duplicators
      Season 0 - Episode 43
      0.0
    • The Mark of Satan
      The Mark of Satan
      Season 0 - Episode 42
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • The Monster Club
      The Monster Club
      Season 0 - Episode 30
      0.0
    • Natas the Reflection
      Natas the Reflection
      Season 0 - Episode 29
      0.0
    • The Picture of Dorian Gray
      The Picture of Dorian Gray
      Season 0 - Episode 28
      0.0
    • Rude Awakening
      Rude Awakening
      Season 0 - Episode 27
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • The Silent Scream
      The Silent Scream
      Season 0 - Episode 26
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Growing Pains
      Growing Pains
      Season 0 - Episode 49
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      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series. "Hello, darling. Come in. Welcome. Who, do you ask, is this sinfully seductive temptress on your TV set? Allow me to introduce myself. I`m Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. And just in case you think you picked up an erotic flic by mistake, this is Thrillervideo." "They supply the video. I supply the thrills. Guess you could kinda call me the Tina Turner of videos, `cause I never, ever do anything nice and easy. I always do things nice and rough! And that`s the way I do Thrillervideo." "Ow! Ahh! (laughs) I was born to be bad and that`s good and so is the movie I`ve got for you this time. It`s a little number called Growing Pains. Heck, I mean, I`ve had growing pains my own darn self. And most of `em have been in my chest. I tell ya, I developed faster than a Polaroid. Why, in my high school yearbook, I was the only girl that had a picture that folded out. I mean, how would you like it if everytime you went to the supermarket you were arrested for shoplifting melons!" "Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah, Growing Pains. Anyway, Growing Pains is the story of a nice English couple who adopt a very strange little boy. And let me tell ya, this kid is a pain in the . . . neck. Actually, he`s a pain in the portion of the body a lot lower than the neck, but they won`t let me say ASS (which is bleeped out) `less I`m talking about a mule. See what I mean?" "Well, they may censor me but they didn`t censor this movie. And let me tell you, one of the pranks this kid, James, pulls is what you call groady to the max!" James in clip from movie: "It wasn`t a prank." "Look, kid, I wrote the book on misconduct and it definitely was a prank." James in clip from movie: "If you say so." "All right, we`ll let the audience decide. I`ll be back for your verdict later. Until then, sit back, relax, curl up with some popcorn and squeeze some Parkay on the one you love as Thrillervideo gives you Growing Pains." Elvira pops up over the end credits. "Stay glued, darling, I`ll be right with you just as soon as these credits role by." Elvira is patting the dog featured in the movie. "Good dog, Nipper, good dog! See, he was alive after all! Oh, good boy!" "Wait a minute, Nipper, wait. What do you have there? What is that?" She pulls something out of the dog`s mouth. "Ewww, ahh, it`s a rabbit`s foot! Oh, gross! Bruce, you`re a bad dog, bad dog! Get out of here! Off! Off! Gross me out. Boy, that rabbit`s foot may be lucky but the rabbit sure wasn`t." "Well, some ending, huh? Dear old dad certainly wound up in a GRAVE situation, didn`t he? Guess now he`ll be spending lots of time with little William. Like an eternity! And mom didn`t seem too unhappy about her husband`s death, did she?" Laurie in clip from movie: "Unhappy?" "Yeah, I mean, if you`re not going to go into mourning you should at least say you`re sorry." Laurie in clip from movie: "I`m sorry." "Oh, that`s better. You know, I probably should say I`m sorry to little James for accusing him of all those pranks." James in clip from movie: "I know." "Yeah, but I`m not gonna! Being the Mistress of the Dark means never having to say you`re sorry." "Well, was I lying or did this movie have some good grossouts in it? Like the nice new stuffed rabbit that his parents gave him. Only problem was they didn`t say what it was stuffed with! And how about that scene at the dinner table? Aaaah! I mean, I almost lost my lunch over that dinner! And that scene in the laboratory. That certainly was a HAREraising experience!" "And so another movie has come to an end. And now I must be growing, ah . . . going. Must be going." James in clip from movie: "Where are you going?" "Oh, I`m going out to check out some more movies for my friends at Thrillervideo, kiddo! Movies like Two Faces of Evil." Deep voiced announcer describes film as scenes are shown. "The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde." Announcer again. "And Guardian of the Abyss." Announcer one last time. James in clip from movie: "What will I do while you`re helping these people?" "You, young man, are going to march right upstairs and go to bed!" James in clip from movie: "Goodnight, mother." "Goodnight, smartASS (bleeped again) and I hope you have nightmares." She turns to the camera: "In fact, I hope you have unpleasant dreams."moreless
    • Dracula
      Dracula
      Season 0 - Episode 48
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    • Night of the Living Dead
      Night of the Living Dead
      Season 0 - Episode 2
      10/31/84
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    • Attack of the Swamp Creature
      Attack of the Swamp Creature
      Season 0 - Episode 13
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    • Alabama`s Ghost
      Alabama`s Ghost
      Season 0 - Episode 14
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    • The Carpathian Eagle
      The Carpathian Eagle
      Season 0 - Episode 15
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Charlie Boy
      Charlie Boy
      Season 0 - Episode 8
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Children of the Full Moon
      Children of the Full Moon
      Season 0 - Episode 11
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer house of Horror TV series.
    • The Cyclops
      The Cyclops
      Season 0 - Episode 9
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    • Dead of Night
      Dead of Night
      Season 0 - Episode 18
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    • Frankenstein
      Frankenstein
      Season 0 - Episode 47
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    • The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
    • The Thirteenth Reunion
      The Thirteenth Reunion
      Season 0 - Episode 24
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Frankenstein`s Daughter
      Frankenstein`s Daughter
      Season 0 - Episode 45
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    • The Mask
      The Mask
      Season 0 - Episode 35
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    • The Brain That Wouldn`t Die
      The Brain That Wouldn`t Die
      Season 0 - Episode 34
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    • The Brain from Planet Arous
      The Brain from Planet Arous
      Season 0 - Episode 33
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    • The Hideous Sun Demon
      The Hideous Sun Demon
      Season 0 - Episode 21
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    • She Demons
      She Demons
      Season 0 - Episode 37
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    • The Wasp Woman
      The Wasp Woman
      Season 0 - Episode 46
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    • Night of the Ghouls
      Night of the Ghouls
      Season 0 - Episode 20
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    • Filmgore
      Filmgore
      Season 0 - Episode 19
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      Compilation film. Gore scenes from Blood Feast 1963, Two Thousand Maniacs 1964, Carnival of Blood 1970, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974, Snuff 1976, Drive-In Massacre 1976, and The Driller Killer 1979.
    • I Eat Your Skin
      I Eat Your Skin
      Season 0 - Episode 36
      0.0
      Writer goes to island to do research for a new book. He discovers a mad doctor is creating zombies. "Oh, hello darling. Yep, it`s me, that cute little vamp who likes her films camp, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark." She is preparing to eat what looks like chicken skin in orangesauce. "Looks like you caught me indulging myself in a little snack. Boy, watching these Midnight Madness movies sure gives me an appetite. Especially the wiener . . . I mean, the winner you picked out tonight, I Eat Your Skin. Boy, whenever someone mentions eating, I just can`t help myself. So I had the cook here at the studio commissary, Wolfgang Yuck, whip up something special just for me. I don`t know what he calls it but it sure is yummy." "Hey, Wolfie, I never was much for cooking (winks to Wolfie), in the kitchen, anyway. Maybe you could teach me how to make this recipe. I`m still young and you know what they say, it`s never too late to learn." Doctor in clip from movie: "Believe me, it is too late." "Oh, thanks. Come on, just tell me what`s in it." Doctor in clip from movie: "It`s best that you don`t know." "Okay, have it your way. It`s no skin off my back. Like I said earlier, you picked yourself a real gem tonight, I Eat Your Skin. Its got everything! Voodoo, zombies." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Girls?" (sneers)"Yeah, girls. And dancing. Lots and lots of dancing. Why, I haven`t seen this much dancing since Fred and Ginger retired. Anyway, it all takes place in this exotic island in the Bahamas called Voodoo Island." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Well, why do they call this island Voodoo Island?" "`Cause the name Gilligan`s Island was already taken." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Oh, really." "That`s right, wiseguy, and if you can just keep your trap shut long enough I`ll roll it. Anyway, here it is. And you don`t have to be a dermatologist to love it. Tonight`s eczema special, I Eat Your Skin. Bone appetit!" After the end credits. "Hey, wait a minute, did I miss something? I`m supposed to be Elvira, Mistress OF the Dark not IN the Dark. Wasn`t the name of this flic I Eat Your Skin? So where`s the picnic? I didn`t see anyone in this movie chowing down on any skin. Ooooh, except maybe for Mr "Horndog" Harrison there in that one scene. Hey, Tom, what is it that you find so tasty about all those dames anyway?" Tom Harris in clip from movie: ""That skin and those eyes." "Yep, just as I thought. Well, just watch out for the sequel, I Eat Your Eyes. I`m telling you this movie could give skin flics a bad name." "Boy, they sure had me confused there for a while. But then, I`m not the quickest study in the world. Yep, some of us got brains and than some of us got a couple of consolation prizes." (indicates breasts). Tom Harris in clip from movie: "What are those, drums?" "These are not drums and you ain`t Ringo Starr. These are my . . . ah, well, ah . . . I like to call them my ballooons. You know, my, ah . . . angel bags, my fun bags, my gazongas, my Hindenburgs, (she becomes more and more excited) hooters, love muffins, chihauhaus, cha chas, ta tas." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "What are those, drums?" Elvira screams in frustration. Fitzgerald in clip from movie: "Anyone for a nightcap, hmm?" "Whoa, that is the first good idea you`ve had all night, buddy. After that I could use a good stiff one and a drink doesn`t sound too bad either. This movie sure puts me in the mood for a Zombie. Boy, I tell ya, those drinks can wake the dead. I wonder why they call them Zombies, though? Hmm, guess it`s `cause when you wake up the next morning you wish you were dead." "Well, I`m off to my favorite watering hole. See you next time `round on Midnight Madness. Until then, this will have to hold ya." She blows a kiss at the camera. "And upleasant dreams."moreless
    • A Bucket of Blood
      A Bucket of Blood
      Season 0 - Episode 12
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    • The Turn of the Screw
      The Turn of the Screw
      Season 0 - Episode 23
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      The new governess at a country estate begins to see ghosts. Are they real or is she mad? A Dan Curtis production. "Hello, darlings, come in and welcome to Thrillervideo. Yes, it`s little ol` me. That gal with the figure that keeps getting bigger, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark." Jane Cubberly in clip from movie: "You vile, miserable woman!" "Hey, let`s not start name calling, fatso! Oh, that was the producer`s wife. She accuses me of getting this job by sleeping with the producer. Let me just set the record straight! I did not get any sleep at all!" "Anyway, darlings, I am so glad to see you again. Did you miss me bunches? Yeah, I know. In this outfit, I`m kinda hard to miss. Seems like no matter where I go, I always stand out in a crowd." "Speaking of standing out...Ah, is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Miles in clip from movie: "Only a frog, my dear." "Yeah? Well, it looks more like a tadpole to me. (Laughs) Oh, touche`, Elvira, touche`. Chalk up another one for the Mistress of the Dark." "Hey, kid, what am I up to now?" Miles in clip from movie: "4,016, isn`t that right?" "Right! and I`m sure I`ll be chalking up a few more before the movie`s over. Speaking of movies, let`s see what you picked in the form of entertainment tonight. Ooooh! You picked The Turn of the Screw. The Turn of the Screw? Boy, what a weird title. But, you know, I can sort of identify `cause I`ve turned a few screws my own darned self. Or is it the other way around? Well, anyway, here it is, The Turn of the Screw. See you at intermission." Just before intermission, the ghost of Peter Quint is walking up the stairs towards Jane Cubberly. "She should have thrown a bottle of Coppertone at that guy. Why, he was as pale as a ghost! Which makes a great deal of sense because, like, he is a ghost. I guess they don`t have tanning salons on the other side." (laughs) "But, old Peter Quint was a fun-loving rogue when he was alive, wasn`t he?" Mrs Grose in clip from movie: "He drank, caroused, took liberties." "Yep, he was your basic eighteenth century party animal. And it looks like little Miles is following in his footsteps. That kid is quite a little maniac, isn`t he?" Jane Cubberly in clip from movie: "He`s quite." "Yeah, sure, everybody can see that! Ah, that is everybody except his little frog. Now that was really sick! I mean, even by my standards which are practically non-existent. I tell ya, that stuff is eventually gonna catch up to him. Caught up with little Flora. She once poked a frog in the rearend and look what happened." Clip of Flora from movie: Her bustle causes her rearend to stick way out. "Whoa, is that a big butt or what?! Oh, God, you could carry drinks on that thing! Anyway, let`s get back to The Turn of the Screw. Unfortunately, I have a feeling things are gonna take a turn for the worse." Just before the end credits role: "Don`t go away, darling, I`ll be back quicker than you can say, Boo!" After the credits. "Well, there you have it. Another happy ending. I`m sorry! I`m sorry! That`s right, she`s about the sorriest excuse for a babysitter I have ever seen! She pushed the kid down the stairs and all she has to say is I`m sorry! Well, I`m sorry but I`m sorry just does not cut it! Can`t you think of anything else to say? I mean, what you did was dreadful!" June Cubberly in clip from movie: "How dreadful?" "How dreadful? Like, like real dreadful. I mean, so dreadful that that`s the last prank Master Miles is ever going to pull!" June Cubberly in clip from movie: "Nonsense, he`s faking!" "He is? Hey, Miles baby, you really okay?' Miles in clip from movie: "Yes." "Good! (laughs) `Cause I have a couple of questions I want to axe you. But, I want you to tell me the truth, okay?" Miles in clip fom movie: "Ask me anything. You`ll have your truth." "Okay! Oh, boy, now we are gonna get the real juicy gossip. Now, exactly what kind of kinky, lustful acts did you see Peter Quint and Mrs Jessell do?" Miles in clip from movie: "I`m not going to repeat them to you, dear, if that`s what you`re after." "Oh, rats! Oh, well, sorry gang, I tried. Guess your just gonna have to get your thrills from the other thrilling movies from Thrillervideo. Check them out, dudes." Trailer for Alabama`s Ghost is shown. "And remember, I`ll be doing my hostess schtick on each and every one of them. Until then, this will have to hold ya." She blows a kiss to the camera. "And unpleasant dreams."moreless
    • Visitor from the Grave
      Visitor from the Grave
      Season 0 - Episode 22
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Two Faces of Evil
      Two Faces of Evil
      Season 0 - Episode 31
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • The Witching Time
      The Witching Time
      Season 0 - Episode 32
      0.0
      See TV Tome listing for Hammer House of Horror TV series.
    • Killers from Space
      Killers from Space
      Season 0 - Episode 41
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    • The Crawling Hand
      The Crawling Hand
      Season 0 - Episode 40
      0.0
    • The Giant Gila Monster
      The Giant Gila Monster
      Season 0 - Episode 39
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    • Eegah!
      Eegah!
      Season 0 - Episode 44
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    • Missile to the Moon
      Missile to the Moon
      Season 0 - Episode 38
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