Elvira's Movie Macabre

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  • The Killer Shrews

    Excerpt

    10/26/12

    A hapless group flees from crazed Afghan hounds wearing rat masks, while Elvira deals with a rodent infestation of her own.
  • Don't Look in the Basement

    Excerpt

    10/24/12

    In this creepy case of the inmates running the asylum, Elvira’s provides helpful rules on how to survive a horror movie.
  • Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

    Excerpt

    10/4/11

    Elvira takes us south of the border to a small Mexican village tormented by members of the Frankenstein Family, and only the outlaw Jesse James can help!
  • Scared to Death

    Excerpt

    10/4/11

    While Bela Lugosi's first color film airs, Elvira forces a certain 'Queen of Entertaining' to help her plan her Halloween bash.
  • Lady Frankenstein

    Excerpt

    10/4/11

    When a mysterious teen shows up on her doorstep claiming to be her son, Elvira is forced to summon her dormant motherly instincts to teach him the family business.
  • Tormented

    Excerpt

    10/4/11

    As the ghostly corpse of a beautiful victim haunts her killer’s wedding, Elvira is paralyzed - not by fear, but by a poisonous spider-bite!
  • A Bucket of Blood

    Excerpt

    5/20/11

    Elvira decides to take the art world by storm as she screens this classic Corman clunker about a beatnik busboy whose attempt at sculpting causes people to disappear.
  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Excerpt

    5/6/11

    Elvira critiques this cinematic stinker about an underground devil-worshipping cult, which is perhaps the second worst movie of all time.
  • Beast from Haunted Cave

    Excerpt

    1/1/10

    Elvira airs this abominable snow-job about gangsters at a ski-lodge who confront a 'snow beast' Elvira attempting to encase them in cocoons!
  • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

    Excerpt

    1/1/10

    Join Elvira as she screens the campy classic story of Santa thwarting a Martian plot to steal Christmas!
  • Blue Sunshine

    Full Episode

    S 3 : Ep 2 - 10/1/83

  • They Came From Beyond Space

    Full Episode

    S 3 : Ep 1 - 9/17/83

  • The Doomsday Machine

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 32 - 8/27/83

  • The Devil`s Wedding Night

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 24 - 3/5/83

  • Count Dracula`s Great Love

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 36 - 5/29/82

    Four women take refuge in a castle after their coach breaks down. Guess who lives there?
  • Legacy of Blood

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 28 - 4/10/82

    Heirs to fortune must spend the night in their late father`s mansion. Someone or something begins to kill them one by one.
  • Elvira's Movie Macabre: Monster From A Prehistoric Planet

    Trailer

    Elvira: Mistress of the Dark is back with a frightfully funny multi-feature presentation featuring four monstrous horror and B-movie classics, teeming with giant lizards and prehistoric beasts. Monster from a Prehistoric Planet Elvira battles rip-off artist Elmyra, Maiden of Darkness while Tokyo battles Gappa, a giant Godzilla wanna-be. DVD available at: http://www.amzn.com/B007XF0XIO/moreless
  • The Werewolf of Washington

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 9 - 11/21/81

    After returning from Hungary, a reporter is appointed a press secretary to th US President. Unknown by all, he is a werewolf. Horror comedy.
  • The House That Screamed

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 3 - 10/10/81

    Students begin to disappear from an all-girl boarding school.
  • Elvira's Movie Macabre: The Giant Gila Monster

    Trailer

    Elvira: Mistress of the Dark is back with a frightfully funny multi-feature presentation featuring four monstrous horror and B-movie classics, teeming with giant lizards and prehistoric beasts. The Giant Gila Monster Elvira, pet-sitter extraordinaire, finds herself in a fix when one of her charges, a lizard named Jorge, eats some radio-active kibble and goes on a rampage! DVD available at: http://www.amzn.com/B007XF0XIO/moreless
  • I Eat Your Skin

    Full Episode

    Writer goes to island to do research for a new book. He discovers a mad doctor is creating zombies. "Oh, hello darling. Yep, it`s me, that cute little vamp who likes her films camp, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark." She is preparing to eat what looks like chicken skin in orangesauce. "Looks like you caught me indulging myself in a little snack. Boy, watching these Midnight Madness movies sure gives me an appetite. Especially the wiener . . . I mean, the winner you picked out tonight, I Eat Your Skin. Boy, whenever someone mentions eating, I just can`t help myself. So I had the cook here at the studio commissary, Wolfgang Yuck, whip up something special just for me. I don`t know what he calls it but it sure is yummy." "Hey, Wolfie, I never was much for cooking (winks to Wolfie), in the kitchen, anyway. Maybe you could teach me how to make this recipe. I`m still young and you know what they say, it`s never too late to learn." Doctor in clip from movie: "Believe me, it is too late." "Oh, thanks. Come on, just tell me what`s in it." Doctor in clip from movie: "It`s best that you don`t know." "Okay, have it your way. It`s no skin off my back. Like I said earlier, you picked yourself a real gem tonight, I Eat Your Skin. Its got everything! Voodoo, zombies." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Girls?" (sneers)"Yeah, girls. And dancing. Lots and lots of dancing. Why, I haven`t seen this much dancing since Fred and Ginger retired. Anyway, it all takes place in this exotic island in the Bahamas called Voodoo Island." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Well, why do they call this island Voodoo Island?" "`Cause the name Gilligan`s Island was already taken." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "Oh, really." "That`s right, wiseguy, and if you can just keep your trap shut long enough I`ll roll it. Anyway, here it is. And you don`t have to be a dermatologist to love it. Tonight`s eczema special, I Eat Your Skin. Bone appetit!" After the end credits. "Hey, wait a minute, did I miss something? I`m supposed to be Elvira, Mistress OF the Dark not IN the Dark. Wasn`t the name of this flic I Eat Your Skin? So where`s the picnic? I didn`t see anyone in this movie chowing down on any skin. Ooooh, except maybe for Mr "Horndog" Harrison there in that one scene. Hey, Tom, what is it that you find so tasty about all those dames anyway?" Tom Harris in clip from movie: ""That skin and those eyes." "Yep, just as I thought. Well, just watch out for the sequel, I Eat Your Eyes. I`m telling you this movie could give skin flics a bad name." "Boy, they sure had me confused there for a while. But then, I`m not the quickest study in the world. Yep, some of us got brains and than some of us got a couple of consolation prizes." (indicates breasts). Tom Harris in clip from movie: "What are those, drums?" "These are not drums and you ain`t Ringo Starr. These are my . . . ah, well, ah . . . I like to call them my ballooons. You know, my, ah . . . angel bags, my fun bags, my gazongas, my Hindenburgs, (she becomes more and more excited) hooters, love muffins, chihauhaus, cha chas, ta tas." Tom Harris in clip from movie: "What are those, drums?" Elvira screams in frustration. Fitzgerald in clip from movie: "Anyone for a nightcap, hmm?" "Whoa, that is the first good idea you`ve had all night, buddy. After that I could use a good stiff one and a drink doesn`t sound too bad either. This movie sure puts me in the mood for a Zombie. Boy, I tell ya, those drinks can wake the dead. I wonder why they call them Zombies, though? Hmm, guess it`s `cause when you wake up the next morning you wish you were dead." "Well, I`m off to my favorite watering hole. See you next time `round on Midnight Madness. Until then, this will have to hold ya." She blows a kiss at the camera. "And upleasant dreams."moreless
  • Night of the Living Dead

    Full Episode

    10/31/84

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