Season 1 Episode 2


Aired Saturday 8:00 PM Jan 29, 1972 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Johnny: (to Roy) What do you say, Doctor? A little spirit for the soul?

      Roy: I'd say the diagnosis calls for that.

      Mr. Gilmore: Oh, you're going to give her some medicine, huh?

      Roy: Doctor DeSoto's elixir for reparation, renovation, and general overall revival of perfidious ailments.

      Mr. Gilmore: Must be good stuff.

      Johnny: In this case, the best.

      Martha Gilmore: (gasping and coughing) What is that stuff? What are you doing to me?

      Roy/: Smelling salts. An unconscious person would hardly react to it.

      Martha: Well that's a rotten trick.

      Johnny: You've got to stop faking these heart attacks, Mrs. Gilmore. We can't keep rolling out here like this.