Heather Graham |
Emily Sanders |
Khary Payton |
Josh |
Nadia Dajani |
Reilly Harvey |
Smith Cho |
Glitter Cho |
Victor Webster |
Stan |
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Michael Benyaer |
Aknad |
Guest Star |
Mark Valley |
Reese Callahan |
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The opening title song Why Ask Why? is performed by Macy Gray and composed by Emily Kapnek and Jared Faber. The lyrics to the theme song (with someone's edits and corrections) are used as a backdrop in the opening title sequence along with photos of the cast members. The title sequence also has the first reasons-why-not but it's unknown what they are for:
1. He wears too much jewelry.
2. His tattoo reads MOM.
3. He has no friends.
4. He lives in a cave.
Josh works at Chi for Two tea house.
Emily's assignment in this episode: Hook, Lie & Sinker – The Lies Men Tell Women. The Lies Women Tell Themselves by Reese Callahan.
Stan's password to his company voicemail is 953#.
Stan Morgan's address is:
2203 Campbell Av. Apt. 2302
Santa Monica, CA 90405
Emily's Reasons Why Not to Smoke (in sixth grade)
GRANDMA BEATRICE
Emily's Reasons Why Not (to date Stan)
#1 ...he means he wants to SLEEP with you.
#2 He wears MAKE-UP.
#3 Martha. Stewart. SUBSCRIPTION.
#4 Brazilian Jujitsu. It's like the GAYEST sport there is.
#5 If your gay friend thinks he's gay he MUST be gay
Stan: (knocks on the door) Hi, I'm Stan from marketing.
Emily: (voiceover) They hired the perfect male specimen in marketing?
Stan: Do you feel like going to grab some lunch?
Emily: (voiceover) Emily, no! You're on the rebound, you're slightly hung over, only last night you were practicing voodoo. Plus you already had a sizable mid-morning snack. (out loud to Stan) I'll just get my shag... I mean my bag!
Josh: (to Emily, about her excitement over her lunch date with Stan) That's it. I'm brewing you a special "keep your panties on" infusion.
(Emily's telling her friends about her lunch with Stan.)
Reilly: And? And then what happened?
Emily: (dreamily) And then we both had a salad and we shared a dessert.
Josh: (pause) Oh.
Reilly: Honey, you've set the bar so low.
Emily: (to Glitter) Is this the mock-up for Reese's book jacket? (voiceover, reading the book title) "Hook, Lie and Sinker. The lies men tell women, the lies women tell themselves." What am I, an idiot?
Glitter: Yup. He wrote a book on manipulating women and you published it.
Emily: (voiceover, making a wish on the eyelash) Please eyelash, please let Stan be as good as he looks. Let him not be a player or a stalker or a kinky pervert who lives vicariously through an Internet alter ego. And while you're at it, eyelash, please let Glitter Cho be eaten by a shark.
Glitter: (next morning at the office) Morning!
Emily: (voiceover) Useless sharks!
(After Stan blows her an air kiss.)
Emily: (voiceover) OK, that was kind of like a kiss. From a mime.
Emily: (about Stan) He has a subscription to Martha Stewart Living??
Reilly: Holy implied homosexuality!
Emily: Maybe Stan is just shy. And even so, I'm only up to three reasons so he's still in the game, right?
Josh: Kitten, if you're boyfriend's gay, that's the only reason you need.
Reilly: Hello! The best sex I ever had was with a gay guy trying to prove he wasn't. He kept trying to prove it hour after hour after hour after hour after hour...
Reese: I'm sorry I was such a jerk.
Emily: "Was"? Why are you using the past tense?
Reilly: (at the gym, watching Brazilian Jujitsu) That is very gay behavior.
Josh: And I thought I was gay.
Reilly: I'm struck by how gay this display of gayness is.
Stan: What do you guys think? You know, if you're interested, I could introduce you to my instructor.
Josh: Well, it certainly seems like great exercise. Aknad?
Aknad: You know, I think we'd be naturals.
Emily: You told me he was gay and you said that you were the expert.
Josh: He blipped on the gaydar. I'd never met a straight male virgin before. Frankly, I didn't know there were any.
Reilly: Yeah, but Stan is more than just a virgin. He's a latter day saint.
Emily: (in Stan's voicemail) Hey Stan, it's Emily. I just wanted to talk to you about your... sexuality. (nervous laugh) Actually, your homosexuality. I mean, you may not want to discuss this, but it's kind of hard for me to ignore based on our total lack of a sex life. My best friend Josh – also gay – he says his life did not even start until he came out of the closet. So, good luck with all the guys you can start going out with now, and I'm sorry it's not me. Bye!
Emily: If you don't have the flutter-flutter, you don't have nothin'.
Smith Cho and her character Glitter share their last name: Cho.
Additional Crew Members
Asst. Costume Designer ... Vikki Barrett
Technical Supervisor ... Jennifer Bergstrom
According to rumors, ABC ordered the series without even reading a single script. As if that didn't doom the show, it also ran into other problems during production. At first the show was without a showrunner until Robin Schiff was hired for the position. She eventually left the project while remaining attached as a consultant. Kerry Lenhart and John Sakmar replaced her, only to be later replaced themselves by Bill Diamond and Allison Adler. Additionally, executive producer Gavin Polone served as showrunner in the interim.
Even though he is credited in the opening title sequence, James Patrick Stuart doesn't appear in this episode. His character, Midas O'Shay, first appears in episode 1-2: Why Not to Date Your Gynecologist.
International Titles
Shooting for the pilot started on April 11, 2005 and completed on April 21, 2005. Shooting for the series began on November 28, 2005.
The show is based on the 2004 novel of the same name, written by Carrie Gerlach.
A stellar $5 million was spent on advertising the series premiere. However, ABC only advertised the pilot since no other episodes aired in the U.S.
Although cancelled in the U.S., all seven episodes of Emily's Reasons Why Not aired in the UK on ABC1, and proved successful. The UK network planned to pick up the series and give it a full season of 22 episodes, but didn't want to risk losing money.
International Airdates
Episode 1-1: Pilot was the only episode to air in the U.S. during the show's original run on ABC. The show opened to an audience of 6.2 million viewers and was pulled from schedule. Although twelve episodes were ordered – making a season of 13 episodes – the network halted production after only six of these additional episodes were finished. Although unaired in the U.S., these have been later shown in other countries.
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Martha Stewart
Stan has a subscription to Martha Stewart Living magazine. Martha Stewart is an entrepreneur whose career has focused on everything related to homemaking: cooking, interior design, entertaining guests, etc. In addition to being famous in that area, in 2002 she became widely known for being involved in (and later convicted for) an insider trading scandal over her shares in a pharmaceutical company.
Reilly: Holy implied homosexuality!
This is a reference to the 1960's TV series Batman. In each episode, Batman's sidekick Robin would make similar, often ridiculous exclamations, such as "Holy atomic pile, Batman!" or "Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!"
Emily: (about Stan's gym bag) I wonder what's in there.
Josh: Like I don't know, Scooby, but we're about to find out.
This is a reference to The Scooby Doo Show, an animated series from the 1970's about four teens and a dog who would always try to solve crimes and other mysteries.
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