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Nick: Truth of the matter is I got so much money now I can sit on my ass and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to.
Nick's Girlfriend: I'm not a model, I'm a singer!
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Drama: Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume.
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Drama: He needs little snacks
in between meals.
Otherwise his blood sugar drops
and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise
he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips.
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Drama: Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out.
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Sloan: What is your plan? If you go and shoot this movie for six months, I wanna know what me and all of these boxes are waiting for?
Eric: Can I be honest?
Sloan: Yeah.
Eric: I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together, I haven't really thought about it.
Sloan: Okay, I understand. Can I be honest?
Eric: Yeah.
Sloan: You really need to.
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Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time.
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Billy: Are you ready for your pop shot, Phillip?
Phillip: I think I blew it.
Billy: (Laughs) Again, you blew it? You useless putz!
Phillip: Sorry, Wally.
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Eric: Do you know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky?
Nick: Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard.
Vince: (gestures to Ari) Boom.
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Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just stayin' there 'til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "stayin'" in that well.
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Turtle: 60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it; you've done worse.
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Eric: You know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky?
Nicky: Psh, are you kidding? I am Queens Blvd!