Entourage Season 2 Episode 6

Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light.

Turtle: It looks like it's me and you in the first round, kid. I just wanna wish you good luck.
Little kid: Yeah, you too, fat boy.
Drama and Eric: (watching from afar and laughing hard)
Turtle: Oh, ha-ha. Little wise-ass. (pulls the kid's controller out)

Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so f*cking what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.

Drama: I do like the action you're getting off this thing.
Turtle: I know, it's like I'm superhuman. I know 250 bucks is a lot to spend on a controller, but you know what? F*ck it, it's a tax deduction, right?
Eric: You have to have an income to have a tax deduction.
Vince: Where's Vince's income, playa? This controller, a bag of crip weed and I'm walking away with the belt.

Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here. Vince isn't happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I'm miserable--that's why I'm rich.
Eric: Cut, the bullsh*t, I'm serious. Vince needs a job.
Ari: Sounds like you might too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy.

Eric: (clearly irritated) You wanted to hire me yesterday, Drama.
Drama: That was yesterday, bro.
Eric: (looks off and rolls his eyes)

Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.

Turtle: I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, so could we just get this over with, please?
X-Box Girl: This is X-box, loser…not the Olympics. We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot.

Scott Wick: I swear to Christ, E, if this movie isn't genius, I am going to have him killed.
Eric: Scott, what are you talking about? You can't even get the print of your own movie, alright? You're not having anyone killed.

Ari: Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from.
Vince: Cool, the guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best.

Eric: Is your dad home?
Model: My dad lives in Tennessee. You must be looking for my "daddy."

Drama: I'm not going to hit a girl.
Li Lei: Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt.

Drama: I had a small part in The Crow.
Turtle: He was the bird!