Entourage

Ari: Let me get back to you on that, David. My assistant's about to be gang-raped by a gang of one.

Ari's Wife: Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember... you always have a chance to get it back. Ari: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't.

Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves. Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good. Eric: You're a regular fucking felony, Drama

Ari: Lloyd, Calm Down. It sounds like you're having multiples for Christ's sakes.

Drama: Fucking Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, my dick feels like it's gonna break off.

Drama: Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs. And finicky dogs have finicky owners. And finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug.

Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there? Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso. Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.

(Rushing through a gay bar) Ari: Coming through. Alright. Civilian, no touching.

(on going for a 'date' with a gay writer) Lloyd: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you. Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night.

Drama: Turtle, you reek of desperation. Turte: How much longer can we stay here? Drama: How ever long it takes. If you want to bust a nut today, you might have to earn it. Turtle: I always have to earn it.

Ari: Remind me never to get on your bad side, Lloyd. Lloyd: Ari Gold, you could never.

Ari: We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps.

Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man. Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari. Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company.