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Favorite all time Quote in Entourage from anybody.

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    JohnnyDrama8

    [1]Jul 17, 2007
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    My all time favorite that still gets me laughing hard. It's from season 2.

    Turtle:How many times have you had your heart broken.

    Drama: Too many times Turtle, too many times. (As he looks seriously into the mirror)

    and a close second.

    Dram: Victorrrrrrryyyyyyy

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    cpoore1

    [2]Jul 17, 2007
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    good question...i will have to think about it.
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    LvEijnatten

    [3]Jul 18, 2007
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    I would say when Ari aswers the phone when Dana Gordon is calling: "You've Got Gold"

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    VinceChase

    [4]Jul 18, 2007
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    One of my favorites is a subtle one that cracks me up everytime. Its from the bat mitzvah episode in season 2. Its when they are in the car on the way there and drama offers E a hit off the joint and E declines, then:

    Drama: Smart move E, you're going to need all your facilities.

    E: My what? Idiot.

    Pause.

    Drama: Did I say that wrong?

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    JohnnyDrama8

    [5]Jul 18, 2007
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    VinceChase wrote:

    One of my favorites is a subtle one that cracks me up everytime. Its from the bat mitzvah episode in season 2. Its when they are in the car on the way there and drama offers E a hit off the joint and E declines, then:

    Drama: Smart move E, you're going to need all your facilities.

    E: My what? Idiot.

    Pause.

    Drama: Did I say that wrong?

    Yeah that is a great one.

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    beachball417

    [6]Jul 18, 2007
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    There are so many, but one of mine is from teh first season. I think it's in the first or second episode. Ari and E are at the resturant and Ari says something like "Guess who I'm having sex with, E?" and E responds "Mrs. Ari?"

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    cpoore1

    [7]Jul 18, 2007
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    beachball417 wrote:

    There are so many, but one of mine is from teh first season. I think it's in the first or second episode. Ari and E are at the resturant and Ari says something like "Guess who I'm having sex with, E?" and E responds "Mrs. Ari?"


    lol. i always crack up on that one. i watch all the episodes in order, up to date, at least once a year. and especially right before a new season.
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    JohnnyDrama8

    [8]Jul 18, 2007
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    cpoore1 wrote:
    beachball417 wrote:

    There are so many, but one of mine is from teh first season. I think it's in the first or second episode. Ari and E are at the resturant and Ari says something like "Guess who I'm having sex with, E?" and E responds "Mrs. Ari?"

    lol. i always crack up on that one. i watch all the episodes in order, up to date, at least once a year. and especially right before a new season.

    Did you think of your favorite one cpoore1? Or your still thinking about it.

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    pawalnuts

    [9]Jul 19, 2007
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    Ari Gold: I'll beat that old **** and throw him in the pool.
    Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
    Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!

    The delivery was awesome.

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    pawalnuts

    [10]Jul 19, 2007
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    or this one:

    Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the a$$ for an Oscar.
    Turtle: You'd take in the a$$ for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
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    JstarLuvsTina

    [11]Jul 19, 2007
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    this has to be one of my fav's..

    E: "Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? He's not even Hispanic."
    Ari: "Yeah and Hillary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar for pretending she had a dick. That's what actors do they pretend."

    gotta love that old fashion Ari wit!

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    Eagle2904

    [12]Jul 20, 2007
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    There's two and they're both basketball related:

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    After he saw Vince with his new agent at the Lakers Game.

    Ari: "She took him to the Lakers Game? The f#$┬žing Lakers Game??? THE HOUSE THAT I BUILT!"

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    After he was told to sit down.

    Ari: "I paid 20.000 Dollars for this seat. I'll launch a three if I want to!"

    Edited on 07/20/2007 3:56am
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    rocksoff44

    [13]Jul 20, 2007
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    My all-time favorite... is a no brainer.

    Turtle was on a dry-spell,a nd Drama was trying to hook him up with a "sure-thing."

    Drama: "You gave her the "wave-nod," bro... She could smell your desperation from the door!"

    Priceless.

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    mNag

    [14]Jul 21, 2007
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    Some of my classic favorite quotes here, like "Smart move E, you're going to need all your facilities." and Hilary Swank and her dick. But I'd have to say my new favorite is:

    E: "Billy, I'm not sure that's such a good idea."

    Billy: "Ah well good thing I don't give a f***..."

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    JohnnyDrama8

    [15]Jul 21, 2007
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    rocksoff44 wrote:

    My all-time favorite... is a no brainer.

    Turtle was on a dry-spell,a nd Drama was trying to hook him up with a "sure-thing."

    Drama: "You gave her the "wave-nod," bro... She could smell your desperation from the door!"

    Priceless.

    Thats up in my top 5 It still kills me every time I see the "wave-nod"

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    adrianlilani

    [16]Jul 22, 2007
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    Recently, this particularly hilarious exchange has been stuck in my head:

    Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
    Mayor: Heh?
    Drama: She might have balls, Your Honor.
    Mayor: What?
    Drama: She's a HE, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite; something that just ain't right.

    Edited on 07/22/2007 10:41am
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    jord15

    [17]Jul 22, 2007
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    adrianlilani wrote:

    Recently, this particularly hilarious exchange has been stuck in my head:

    Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
    Mayor: Heh?
    Drama: She might have balls, Your Honor.
    Mayor: What?
    Drama: She's a HE, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite; something that just ain't right.



    That line was killer, one of the best from Drama.
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    MarineJcksn

    [18]Jul 23, 2007
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    One of my favorite moments came from Ari speaking to Josh Weinstein

    "Just so you know...your girlfriend, when she was in >the mailroom, she offered to blow me. True story."

    Classic.....Ari Gold is the best character on television
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    lyghthouse

    [19]Jul 23, 2007
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    MarineJcksn wrote:
    One of my favorite moments came from Ari speaking to Josh Weinstein

    "Just so you know...your girlfriend, when she was in >the mailroom, she offered to blow me. True story."

    Classic.....Ari Gold is the best character on television


    Indeed. And that quote captures his character really well.
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    lust4jack

    [20]Jul 24, 2007
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    I love anything drama says!
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