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    dude350

    [21]Jul 24, 2007
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    Ari: tell dana gordon that i have the pictures from cabo and i've going to start a website, it will be i'mahollywoodproducer-whore.com and it will be free, if i don't get a **** callback!
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    cpoore1

    [22]Jul 25, 2007
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    alright figured it out, i couldn't decide between all the one and two liners that i love so much. so i went with Val Kilmer's monologue from The Sherpa and The Script episode in season 1. and when he pulls out the gun when E's phone rings i die laughing everytime.
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    clockworx23

    [23]Jul 27, 2007
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    Ari: Where the f**k is Peter Cole's office? Right here?... James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
    Surprised Kid: That's great, that's awesome!
    Ari: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the f***ing staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow f***ing sticky-something?
    Surprised Kid: I... I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
    Ari: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the f**k do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to f**k Mischa Barton?
    Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think...
    Ari: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, you know why? (throws everything off of desk) Cause you can pick up all your stuff, because you're mother-f***ing fired!
    CAA Assistant: What happened?
    Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!

    It was also comedy to see that same kid in this past weeks episode.

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    bpedrotti212

    [24]Jul 27, 2007
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    From the Dream Team episode when Johhny is baked and asks why everyone is looking at him and somebody responds because your talking. The delivery and Johhny's face make it classic.
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    pgs2002

    [25]Jul 28, 2007
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    So many to choose from, most are from Ari:

    Ari: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fuc*ing miracle worker!

    Ari: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fuc*ing spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bi*ch! Chop suey!

    E: We had breakup-sex, all right?
    Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it
    E:: Yeah, I mean...you have sex and... that's it, you say goodbye

    Drama: That's the only kinda sex I have


    Ari: Fu*k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tit fuk don't answer!
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    Libra_lady422

    [26]Jul 31, 2007
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    Don't know the exact quote and couldn't find it but Day **** johnny drama telling turtle something like "Mean is when I assbleeped so and so and made her ride her bike home" HaHaHa!
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    Schamotnik

    [27]Jul 31, 2007
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    Libra_lady422 wrote:
    Don't know the exact quote and couldn't find it but Day **** johnny drama telling turtle something like "Mean is when I assbleeped so and so and made her ride her bike home" HaHaHa!


    yeah that was hilarious, the right quote is:

    E: I'm not searchin' out a girl just to f*ck her
    Drama: Why not?
    E: Cause it's mean!
    Drama: No, no, no, no.. mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assf*cked her.
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    cpoore1

    [28]Jul 31, 2007
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    Schamotnik wrote:
    Libra_lady422 wrote:
    Don't know the exact quote and couldn't find it but Day **** johnny drama telling turtle something like "Mean is when I assbleeped so and so and made her ride her bike home" HaHaHa!


    yeah that was hilarious, the right quote is:

    E: I'm not searchin' out a girl just to f*ck her
    Drama: Why not?
    E: Cause it's mean!
    Drama: No, no, no, no.. mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assf*cked her.

    laughed so hard when he said that.
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    VinceChase

    [29]Aug 1, 2007
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    I also loved this one from last week:

    E: "You know what, that's my bad. Sloan this is juliette"

    Heather: "Heather"

    E: "Wow. Really...Juliette is Heather friend...and she's with Vince...somewhere..."

    Great Episode!

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    ladywindermere

    [30]Aug 1, 2007
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    I love the one when they're watchnig the sunset on the beach:

    Turtle:[the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?

    Drama: That's east, you idiot.

    Eric:It's west, idiot.

    Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east.

    Then I love everything Ari says!!

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    zeppelinbeatles

    [31]Aug 1, 2007
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    Maybe not my alltime fav but Ari walks by a chubby girl eating a candy bar, snatches it from her and says "You don't need it." classic.
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    JohnnyDrama8

    [32]Aug 13, 2007
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    Yeah that is great one with the "which direction is that"
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    BluR930

    [33]Aug 13, 2007
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    The episode where they are at Sundance and Turtle and Drama "cross swords." The way drama is standing apart from the group listening to his iPod is so funny.

    When Ed Burns embarrasses Drama on set about wacking off. The look is priceless.

    And episode 305 when Turtle is at lunch with Ari and he's says

    Turtle: Vince said--

    Ari: (in mocking tone) "Vince said, Vince said he'd throw me a piece of p**** because he's famous -- What ever you want turtle, I will rep you."

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    lignja8

    [34]Aug 14, 2007
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    Rufus: You wanna cry or you wanna wait?

    Turtle: Can I wait near her?

    Rufus: That's my daughter Turtle...so no... ...you motherfu**ing CAN NOT

    or this one

    Drama: I'll make breakfast for ya bro. Could you wait a little bit?

    Vince: What's a little bit?

    Drama: Ah... maybe eight hours or so.

    or this one

    Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!

    E: I heard you. What do you want me to do?

    Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.

    Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.

    Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.

    or this

    Ari: Ernesto, how manyfuking pesos did I give you for Christmas. Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? Half of Mexico is eating on the tips I've given you. Now bring my motherfuking car now, por favor!

    Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. Oh and Mr. Gold, I'm from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal

    oh this one is faboulos

    Ari: I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes. I'm driving home in a prop car from "The Fast and the Furious."

    Edited on 08/14/2007 4:49am
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    jussten

    [35]Aug 17, 2007
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    Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company.
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    outlawz423

    [36]Aug 18, 2007
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    Turtle: How am I supposed to wait for the cable guy? I don't have no weed.
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    HollywoodRed

    [38]Aug 21, 2007
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    MarineJcksn wrote:
    One of my favorite moments came from Ari speaking to Josh Weinstein

    "Just so you know...your girlfriend, when she was in >the mailroom, she offered to blow me. True story."

    Classic.....Ari Gold is the best character on television


    Adam Davies, when he sells Ari out to Terrence at the end of Season 2. Not Josh Weinstein.

    I thought Ari's quote from this past episode was damn good.

    (Lloyd walks into Ari's office)
    Lloyd: I have Dana Gordon.
    (looks down to see Ari doing push-ups)
    Ari: Weird, I used to push up on top of Dana Gordon like this. True story.

    Also, the quote itself wasn't great, but when Walsh sped away on the bike with the footage of Medellin screaming "Go f*ck yourself suit!", I nearly died.
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    MarineJcksn

    [39]Aug 21, 2007
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    HollywoodRed wrote:
    MarineJcksn wrote:
    One of my favorite moments came from Ari speaking to Josh Weinstein "Just so you know...your girlfriend, when she was in >the mailroom, she offered to blow me. True story." Classic.....Ari Gold is the best character on television
    Adam Davies, when he sells Ari out to Terrence at the end of Season 2. Not Josh Weinstein. I thought Ari's quote from this past episode was damn good. (Lloyd walks into Ari's office) Lloyd: I have Dana Gordon. (looks down to see Ari doing push-ups) Ari: Weird, I used to push up on top of Dana Gordon like this. True story. Also, the quote itself wasn't great, but when Walsh sped away on the bike with the footage of Medellin screaming "Go f*ck yourself suit!", I nearly died.

    That's right....damn how could I forget that?

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    GrEgS78

    [40]Aug 23, 2007
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    Turtle and Drama both say some funny **** but the best quote so far:

    Let's hug it out, B!tch -Ari Gold

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