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    Plucking

    [41]Sep 25, 2007
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    22 inch cock quote, fell over, really.... and its not a quote but when johnny grabbed the rabbit suit from turtle and then you see him giving it to the girl from craigs list.... wow...

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    kyleusaf

    [42]Oct 18, 2007
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    My Fav was when Ari cought Josh Weinstein trying to steal Vince "HEY!! Anyone need to book Jojo the dog-facedb!tchboy Call Joshweinf*ck the lightweight pen stealingf*ckface Ari drinks joshs Mai Tai "Thats Terrible"
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    Shock_3

    [43]Oct 19, 2007
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    kyleusaf wrote:
    My Fav was when Ari cought Josh Weinstein trying to steal Vince "HEY!! Anyone need to book Jojo the dog-facedb!tchboy Call Joshweinf*ck the lightweight pen stealingf*ckface Ari drinks joshs Mai Tai "Thats Terrible"


    ya, that whole speech is great, starting with "something they do teach at harvard: business ethics. you don't try to steal someone else's motherf*ckin clients. but in your case, i'm going to make an exception. i'm going to take EVERYBODY; your b-level sitcom stars, reality tv writers"..don't remember the last sentence or two before your line starts
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    Kusonaga

    [44]Oct 31, 2007
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    Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
    Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
    Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an @$$hole.

    2x02 - "My Maserati Does 185"

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    LiM_23

    [45]Nov 3, 2007
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    pgs2002 wrote:

    So many to choose from, most are from Ari:

    Ari: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fuc*ing miracle worker!

    Ari: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fuc*ing spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bi*ch! Chop suey!

    E: We had breakup-sex, all right?
    Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it
    E:: Yeah, I mean...you have sex and... that's it, you say goodbye

    Drama: That's the only kinda sex I have


    Ari: Fu*k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tit fuk don't answer!

    this is some good staff =]
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    J708

    [46]Nov 11, 2007
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    Something about having Ari gagg Lloyd with a strap on.
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    MarineJcksn

    [47]Nov 20, 2007
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    I've been watching the 2nd season again lately and it's got some real gems:

    Drama: "I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three."

    And finally the conversation with Ari and Eric on getting Vince Aquaman:

    E: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
    Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
    E: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
    Ari: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
    E: Where is Vince on that list?
    Ari: He ain't on the list.
    E: Well, how do we get him on the list?
    Ari: You do "Aquaman," you stupid ****

    The smile Ari gives E is priceless at the end of that scene. I friggin love this show

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    matchos_hc

    [48]Nov 21, 2007
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    3x15 - Manic Monday

    [Ari storms into the conference room. After some time, he starts]
    Ari: Great work Rob! Great work... Now, see if you can read this...
    [Writes 'Get the F*** Out!' in the board]
    Ari: You're fired!! And in case your ears are f*****: GET. THE F***. OUT!!
    And the next person i see juggling, tap dancing, or baton swirling, or doing any circus like trick, will join him!! Alright? One Strike Policy applies. Now get BACK TO WORK!!
    God damn! That feel good!

    2X01 - The Boys Are Back

    [Ari, explaining to Vince the Aquaman movie]
    Ari: Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Booom!

    And finally, from season two (can't remember the episode)
    Ari: All right, when you talk to Dana, tell her I'm going to take the pictures from Cancun, and start a website called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and there will be no password or fee required, and I will take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a f****** call back.
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    leke

    [49]Nov 24, 2007
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    cant rmbr exact words but it happens when drama n turtle are about to hook up with some of dramas old chicks.

    Drama:*blows breath on turtle*
    ....
    Drama: i need a breath mint
    turtle: breath mint aint gonna help what you got! you need a stomach doctor!

    LOL!!! there are many others i like but this is all i can rmbr right now
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    AcidHound

    [50]Nov 26, 2007
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    Been re-watching all my Entourage DVD's, so far this is my fav (copied it from the quotes section of the episode)

    Lloyd: (wearing a gray top hat, red pin-stripe suit, argyle vest, light blue collared shirt and yellow tie) I got Dan'a Gordon's assistant on the phone.
    Ari: (looks up, stunned, pauses) What the f*ck are you wearing?
    Lloyd: (smiles, proudly) I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
    Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f*cking axel over to the phone and try Cameron again.

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    harrox

    [51]Dec 27, 2007
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    these aren't all my favorites but ones i can remember:

    drama: mean was when i made jess mansini ride her bike home after i ass **** her

    drama : ...the daily sun called me a functioning retard talk about a bad review (or something like that)

    ari: smoke more weed turtle, seriously, smoke more weed

    ari: lloyd come in here so i can make out with you!

    lloyd:...coming!

    ari: save your homoerotic slave acts for me lloyd

    ari: seriously...get the **** out...don't even grab a bagel

    Edited on 12/27/2007 7:59pm
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    mrhag528

    [53]Feb 7, 2008
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    My favorite:

    Ari: "People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of Silverback Apes. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to anyone who can deliver this to me, today."

    Also good:

    Amanda [to Ari]: "You want me to walk you to your car? This town's not safe for a b****."

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    Dave (Anna Farris' boyfriend): "That s*** ain't right."

    Anna: "Stop f***ing talking like Randy Jackson."

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    Drama: "No, Vince. I'm not beatin up a girl."

    Lei-Lun: "Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt."

    Drama: "You callin' me a girl?"

    Lei-Lun: "If the belt fits."

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    Marvin, business manager: "You guys are out of control. $2,500 a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody could take that many supplements and still f***in' live."

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    E: "Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question."

    Turtle: "Do I give a f***? That's the answer."

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    Ari: "Baby, it wasn't the Cubs fault when that douchebag grabbed the foul ball, either, but they still don't get a World Series Ring."

    Edited on 02/07/2008 1:34pm
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    Raven-Z

    [54]Feb 9, 2008
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    'Three's Company' had some of the best quotes:

    Drama: When oppurtunity knocks, let her the f**k in...and for GODS SAKE let her go down on your girlfriend!

    also

    Ari (under pressure to get Drama a job in a deadline): Anybody made any progress getting Johnny Chase a job?

    Lloyd: I've got some calls in--

    Ari: Any AGENTS in the building got any calls in?

    (Agent walks in with coffee, sees Ari and quickly scuttles out)

    Ari: SOMEBODY better do F**KING SOMETHING, OR TOMORROW, YOU WILL BE WORKING, FOR F**KING LLOYD!!

    These are my two all-time favorites. It's such a well written show, I hope now that the strike's over they'll bring it back to this quality.

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    Jazzman13

    [55]Feb 12, 2008
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    Ari: "People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to anyone who can deliver this to me, today."

    That was my favourite too!
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    outonthewing

    [56]Mar 1, 2008
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    "The old E, mad-dog E, would have bit Seth Green's ear off." - Turtle

    Either that one or the whole scene which ends up with:

    "I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would rather have been with you but last night I got drunk and I f*cked a Perfect 10 model. And, uh, I f*cked her again this morning. See ya." - Eric

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    katiebsmith

    [57]Mar 3, 2008
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    Ari: Wanna hug it out, **** I LOVE THAT LINE!! Pretty much everything that comes out of Ari's mouth is freaking hilarious though.
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    Narv3N

    [58]Mar 3, 2008
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    Drama Rules!!!

    Drama: You know what they say... A guy with no agent...

    E: Is what?

    Drama: Is Fu**ed

    LOL

    VICTORY!

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    dmc422

    [59]Mar 3, 2008
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    That wasn't talking to Josh Weinstein; it was to Adam Davies after he ratted Ari out in the end of season 2.
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    TheJugglaJay

    [60]Mar 4, 2008
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    Ari: (to Josh Weinstein) "I'm going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, EVERYTHING! When I get through with you you'll be repping sideshow freaks. You need to book Jojo the Dog-faced bit*h boy? Call Josh Weinfu*k the lightweight, pen-stealing, fu*kface!"

    Ari: (to Bob Ryan) "What if I told you I had a 22 inch co*k, is that something you might be interested in?"

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