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    manwestham

    [61]Mar 5, 2008
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    Ari gold when he's in therapy wit his wife!!!

    Ari- I Hav Work To Do, I Have Hundereds Of Clients To Deal With!! And Just SoWere Clear I Dont Care About Any Of Them!! There All Just A Number ...Like Wife Number One And Therapist Number Seven!!! GOOD DAY (SALUTES AND PULLS A FUNNY FACE)

    Mrs Ari- Your Realy Only Our Fith!!

    He delivers that speech so well! great actor!!

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    Souza98

    [62]Mar 6, 2008
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    There are many but this one had me actually laughing my ass off

    Turtle : Aww come on Rufus you said 12!

    Rufus : Well now I'm saying 1, you wanna cry or you wanna wait?

    Turtle : Fine, but can I wait with her?

    Rufus : Thats my daughter Turtle, so no, you MF cannot!

    Perfect delivery by Rufus.

    Edited on 03/06/2008 6:30am
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    JohnnyDrama8

    [63]May 28, 2008
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    Ari: BOOM!!!!

    He just has perfect delivery. All these quotes are great.

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    PaulC2K

    [64]May 30, 2008
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    Episode 2:14 - Abyss
    Ari's been kicked out of the agency, Vince just broke up with Mandy, ditched Ari, kicked off with E, and Ari & E meet up in a restaurant...

    Ari: "Vince is the only client ive ever had that ive considered a friend... the only one ive ever cared about... and Jessica Biel too but ya know, i cared about her for very... [suggestively splits chopsticks] ...different reasons."


    Quality delivery, and the smug look on his face... he's just one of so many reasons why Entourage rules!

    Every other line in the show is priceless, i dont think i could pick a favorite, but as that one hadnt been mentioned i figured it deserves to be in here.
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    Crossroadds

    [65]Jun 22, 2008
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    Drama: Make your own sundae bar!

    Turtle: Sprinkles!

    And

    Secretary: To you have marriage problems (Or something like that)

    Ari: *Nods* F*** you.

    Just his expression there was so awesome.

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    telefunkin

    [66]Jul 5, 2008
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    Turtle: Dude, did you just get cock blocked by Bob Sagat?
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    mwenga20

    [67]Jul 10, 2008
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    I love the show but Ari has the best ones this is a classic ! Its not so much a quote but a strong funny statement.

    I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the F***ing Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of F***ing diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!

    -Ariel Gold

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    timothyc11

    [68]Jul 11, 2008
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    Ari: Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency **** f*ck, don't answer!
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    gustav822

    [69]Jul 11, 2008
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    Drama talking to E about the possible threesome with Sloan and Tori

    Drama: When opportunity knocks, let her the F**K in, AND FOR GODS SAKE LET HER GO DOWN ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!

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    Shaydog65

    [70]Jul 16, 2008
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    Some many quotes in this show. I don't think you could go wrong with any of them. I thought this one was an excellent burn.

    Turtle: Sure, E, you had to beg for p***y on prom night.

    Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.
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    jackvancouver

    [71]Jul 22, 2008
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    Ari: "I didn't even know Northridge survived the 94' quake."

    Ari: "...Don't think, just pack that b***h! Chop Suey!"

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    HotDogFingers13

    [72]Jul 23, 2008
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    There both by Ari

    (out his car window)"They drive that way in Tienneman Square bi*ch

    and

    (to Bob Ryan) "Bob,what if i told you I have a 20 inch cock is that something you'd be interested in"

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    REMiXx17

    [73]Jul 24, 2008
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    AcidHound wrote:

    Been re-watching all my Entourage DVD's, so far this is my fav (copied it from the quotes section of the episode)

    Lloyd: (wearing a gray top hat, red pin-stripe suit, argyle vest, light blue collared shirt and yellow tie) I got Dan'a Gordon's assistant on the phone.
    Ari: (looks up, stunned, pauses) What the f*ck are you wearing?
    Lloyd: (smiles, proudly) I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
    Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f*cking axel over to the phone and try Cameron again.



    haha one of the best
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    The_Obo

    [74]Jul 31, 2008
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    Ari from series 3 "Threes Company"

    "You all have one goal today, to get Vincent Chase's brother Johnny Chase a job! Any job! I don;t care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silver-back apes, if there are cameras rolling - everybody wins!"

    gold!

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