Entourage

Vince: Johnny, you're burnt to a crisp. Drama: Nah, in another it will turn to a nice Maple syrupy brown.

R.J. Spencer: I have one goal in my life: to drown Aquaman.

R.J. Spencer: My voice will be heard around the world tomorrow morning.

Eric: Vince, we gotta fix this. Vince: Oh yeah? So take out your little tool box and fix it.

Vince: Look, what do you want to hear that I got humilated? That I curled up into a ball like you usually do?

Bono: Hey, Johnny Drama! Que tal? Feliz cumpleaños, amigo!

R.J. Spencer: So, tell me more about "Pussy Patrol." Jesse Jane: Well, we're a gang-banging gang of working girls who kick criminal ass. R.J. Spencer: (chuckles) Speaking of kicking their ass, what do you do with the naughty boys? You know, naughty boys that do naughty things? Jesse Jane: (gives R.J. a "get away from me" look)

Turtle: You should go out with the Angel, man, I'm telling you! Drama: Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye. Turtle: You're insane.

R.J. Spencer: (angrily, to Vince) And that little comment just cost you your opening weekend! (pauses) Aqua-fag!

Vince: (talking about R.J. Spencer) I'm gonna tell him he's a fat, comic book-loving prick. Eric: Hey listen, this guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff. Shauna: Hey, watch it asshole! That guy's my client!

Drama: Vanessa Angel. She did three eps of "Viking Quest" and they just gave her this shitbag spinoff. She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for like a decade. Turtle: So do you. Eric: Didn't "Angel Quest" run five times longer than "Viking Quest"? Drama: Yeah, but it's only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy".

Drama: Comic-con? Turtle: Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year? Drama: That's no geek-fest, Turtle. That's my bread and butter. I make $1800 a day selling autties. Turtle: You sell German cars there? Drama: Autographs, dickbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years. Turtle: And we've been laughing in your face for years because we don't like comic book geeks.

Turtle: (to Drama) You aren't seriously gonna wear that flag in there, are you? Drama: When Pavarotti plays the El Rey you can wear the Italian flag. When my Irish bethren come to town, I wear this.

Turtle: How the f*** you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?

Jesse: It's just me and the girls. We lick ass by day and kick ass by night.

R.J. Spencer: Eric, I started this website out of my parents' basement for two reasons: to get laid and to make a little money, neither of which are coming to fruition.

Eric: Guys, you need to stop filling his head with this sh-t. Vince: What? Do you think I listen to them? Drama: What? You don't?

Shauna: I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother. Vince: At Comic Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother.

Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp. Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop. Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I. Eric: You are the common man, Drama. Turtle: More like an uncommon loser.

Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How fuckin' old are you, Drama? Drama: (quietly) 31. Get off my ass. Eric: 31, Drama? (laughs) Yeah, in dog years maybe!

Drama: Seriously, I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me... But it's never affected the work.

Drama: Please. You know I don't like classically beautiful women. Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye.

Drama: I might get some tough questions this weekend also. Shauna: Like whether you're still in the business?

Turtle: (after Ari realizes he grabbed Clippers tickets instead of U2 tickets) Jesus Christ. Ari Gold. You just got demoted to silver.