Entourage

Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails? Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive.

Drama: What do you do for your legs, man? Lamar: What? Drama: How do you get them looking so good? Lamar: Vince, man, your brother's a freak!

Ari: (talking to the refs) That's not a foul? Whatever their payin you I'll double it. Hey, talk to your boy, he's crazy! When's the last time he made a good call? Eleven years ago?

Ari: By the way, E? I know Leanna. My God! She is way to hot for you. Did you roofy her up? I didn't know you had it in you.

Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes? Eric: Yeah, does your wife? Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole.

Vince: You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt. Turtle: Well said. Vince: Thank you.

Drama: (upon seeing a random guys calves--to Vince, Turtle and E) Look at the tree trunks on that guy. I'll see you guys later.

Drama: (to Turtle while sitting courtside at the Laker's game) Lamar Odom's got great calves, huh? Turtle: (shakes his head in disgust at Drama's comment) Drama: What, he doesn't?

Eric: (to Vince) Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager. Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve? Drama: All of it?

Drama: And when finally f-cking your own girlfriend, one should travel in style.

Drama: Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way.

Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight. Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama.

Ari: I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife.

Eric: Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and fucked a Perfect Ten model. And I fucked her again this morning. See ya later.

Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life. Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast. Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys.