Entourage

Turtle: I live three doors down from the cast of 'America's Next Top Model' and I ain't getting laid? Thats the worst cold streak ever.

Bob Saget: I just got divorced. Ex-wife got the house in the Palisades. No biggie. I got four other houses, I don't give a shit.

Shauna: I told you I'd get you the fucking cover and I did. Eric: Holy shit! Whats it say? Shauna: Hold on. (to assistant) Christie, come on. It says 'Vincent Chase swims into Aquaman'. Clever huh? And they got his picture side by side wth Jeffrey Katzenberg so it looks even more gorgeous by comparison. Eric: Fuck me! Shauna: Uh, no thank you. It would be nice if you sent me some flowers or something. Bye.

Vince: (talking about Turtle's cold streak with the ladies) Go easy on 'em, E. Even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes. Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy. Eric: (laughs) Turtle: Keep f*cking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.

Vince: (after Bob Sagat leaves after introducing himself as the neighbor) Who the f*ck was that guy?

Ari: Come on. Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers twenty-eight grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids.

Turtle: "Friends are girls you just haven't f-cked yet. You know that."

Drama: Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your d-ck in.

Ari: All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her I'm going to start a website. Tell her it's going to be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com. There will be no registration or credit card required. Tell her I'm going to take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a f***ing call back.

Eric: Turtle is the one looking for a ride. Turtle: I live three doors down from the cast of America's Next Top Model and I ain't getting' laid? This is the worst cold streak ever.

Vince: Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.

Ari: What do you know about Aquaman? Emily: That he fights crime underwater. Bye, Ari!

Turtle: Did you get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Bob Saget: I was so whacked out on Vikes and Halcion during the 90's I don't remember shit.

Eric: Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.

Ari: Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers 28 grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids.

Lloyd: (wearing a gray top hat, red pin-stripe suit, argyle vest, light blue collared shirt and yellow tie) I got Dan'a Gordon's assistant on the phone. Ari: (looks up, stunned, pauses) What the f*ck are you wearing? Lloyd: (smiles, proudly) I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like? Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f*cking axel over to the phone and try Cameron again.