Johnny "Drama" Chase
Dana: Ari, you have one day to find me another job or the next time I see you at the Palm, I'm going to squeeze your fuckin dick with a claw cracker!
Ari: I love you Dana Gordon.
Dana: You swore you would keep your mouth shut you slimy piece of shit!!
Josh Weinstein: Oh and Turtle, all my assistants love to fuck. I ask them when they interview. True story.
Ari: Josh Weinstein! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Lloyd: I'm not and I tried to do the lunch cancellation trick but he was onto it somehow.
Ari: Josh fucking Weinstein!!! I don't believe it. I'd rather Vince fuck my wife!!
Drama: The guy doesn't even bother to call you?
Turtle: I'd say that's a substantial point loss in the service area.
Drama: Forget about points, Turtle, that earns Left a bitch slap!
Ari: (pretending to be Eric) Hey bro listen, I hate to cancel on such short notice, but Vince isn't going to be able to make lunch. Sorry, bro.
Andy Left's Assistant: Oh my god. Hold on, let me get Andy.
Ari: Ah, you know, you don't need to do that. Just tell him he's a great big fag.
Dana Gordon: I need to talk to you.
Ari: You know, Dana, the only time I've ever enjoyed talking to you is when your mouth has been full.
Drama: Didn't even offer us a drink. That's a zero for service.
Turtle: But still, I'll give em a ten for amenities if she let me service that ass.
Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
Vince: Even after you fuck up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Eric: Ari, your fired.
Drama: This is every agency card any of us have been handed over the past five years.
Eric: You saved them all?
Drama: Yeah, like there's something weird about that!
Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the fuck am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend, until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm sayin?
Vince: No, I don't.
Ari: I had a nightmare.
Ari's Wife: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was.
Ari: What do you think?
Vince: I think I need to think.
Ari: Bob, I will strip down naked and break dance through Beverly Hills, if it will get you not to sign that deal with Allen.
Vince: Fuck it, Ari's a dick. Let's flirt.
Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle.
(Ari enters the office dancing)
Lloyd Are you happy, Ari? Or is this madness that will turn on me on a moment's notice?
Ari: This is happiness, Lloyd. This is pure heterosexual male happiness. (kisses Lloyd)
Drama: Because he's Ari and he's a dirty sweaty scumbag, .. but he's good.
Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
Ari: Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you want to jerk me in the car right now, I'm game.
Lloyd: The gay mafia has been replaced by the gay assistant corps, Ari. We know all.
Lloyd: Vince has called three times, Ari. That's three times more than he called all of last year.
Ari: I know. He keeps calling me, too, and I got an e-mail. I didn't even know he knew how to do that.
Turtle: I guess you've had a lot of practice, considering how many times you've been dropped.
Drama: Never officially dropped, Turtle. Although one did move without telling me.
Alan: So let me guess. This Ramones project has been causing some discomfort between you and your biggest client.
Ari: Hemorrhoids cause discomfort, Alan. This is more like open-heart surgery.
Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know.
Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would have been better, wake the f*ck up, Lloyd.
Ari: Speak, or I will intern you like it's 1942.
Lloyd: I'm not japanese, Ari.
Jon Corn was nominated for the 2007 Eddie Award for Best Edited Half-Hour Series for Television for this episode.
In Latinamerica, this episode aired on November 20, 2007, on HBO OLE.
The Entourage's lunch location
Le Petit Four
8654 W. Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90069
"Move" by Deux Process
"Tell Me When to Go" by E-40
"Taper Jean Girl" by Kings Of Leon
"Campaign of Hate" by The Libertines
"Let it Ride" by Nate Greenberg
"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent
Credits end with:
In Loving Memory of
1949 - 2006
This episode is the mid-season finale, marking the last new episode of the 2006 summer.
Turtle: Leave the gun, take the canolli's.
A reference to The Godfather, where they whack someone on the parkway and say this. This is the third Entourage reference to The Godfather in the last six episodes.
Ari: This is not going to be one of your Queer as Folk pep talks is it Lloyd?
Queer As Folk is a groundbreaking, dramatic UK TV show about the lives of a group of homosexual males, there is a US remake of the show that includes lesbians. The two series were broadcast on Showtime in the US and Channel 4 in the UK but both have now ended.
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