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Johnny "Drama" Chase
Drama tells E not to be such a 'Chazir', and E corrects him that 'Chazir' means greedy and not cheap - while in fact, it means neither. 'Chazir' means 'pig', while greedy is 'Chamdan' and cheap is 'Kamtzan'
Emmanuelle Chriqui, who appears as Sloan, played Jodie in two episodes of last season's The OC, which stars Melinda Clark, who appears as her (step) mother in this episode.
Mrs. Gold: Melinda, it's so great to see you.
Melinda: You too. You look fabulous.
Mrs. Gold: Thank you.
Melinda: Being a housewife certainly agrees with you.
Mrs. Gold: And playing a raging bitch on TV certainly agrees with you. You're so natural.
Melinda: Well, if you hadn't quit acting at 25, it might have been you in a hit TV show.
Terrence: I've had more than a few partners. Not all of them have lasted.
Drama: Look at that gorgeous piece of bread. Its like a big baked cloud.
Turtle: Imagine making a six foot hero out of that.
Vince: I'm heading over.
E: I'm heading over with you.
Terrence: This is for the little lady.
(hands Ari an envelope with a $50000 check)
Terrence: I didn't want my gift to be mixed up with all the others.
E: You know what Philip. I think I'm going to buy myself a new suit.
(Vince gives him a look)
E: What? She's not engaged.
Assistant: There seems to be a small problem with the hovercraft.
James Cameron: Whats the problem?
Assistant: It won't hover.
Vince: You still mad at me for bailing on dinner.
Mandy: I'm not mad at you.
Vince: So whats wrong?
Mandy: Who says there's anything wrong?
Vince: I know you. I can tell.
Mandy: Vince, you haven't known me in like 5 years.
Vince: Oh, its true, you've probably changed a lot. I've changed a lot. I've learned French.
Drama: (smelling E) Mangoes.
Eric: Don't smell me.
Eric: I don't let other men buy my clothes, Drama.
Vince: I'm a little surprised that you called. What's going on?
Mandy: I, um...I wanted to tell you that Chris and I are gonna be taking a little break.
Vince: Aww, that's too bad. Well, look, you know, if you need a friend, of course I'll be there--
Mandy: (cuts off Vince) Vince, I have enough friends. The truth is--if we're being upfront with one another...I'm not over you either.
Ari's Wife: You're being ridiculous!
Ari: I'm being (pauses) That's exactly what you said at the "Bill and Ted" premiere when Terrance said, "I'll take Keanu, you take the other guy."
Turtle: (to an old man, who is hard of hearing after having been served a kosher vegetarian meal ) Excuse me, sir. (loudly) I will give you $100 for that prime rib.
Vince: (to Ari's daughter) Look at you. You look beautiful!
Ari's Daughter: Thanks, so do you!
Ari: You look great too, E. What'd you do, raid the boys department at Macy's?
Eric: You look pretty good too. You auditioning for "Guys and Dolls"?
Ari: (as Terrance walks into the Bat Mitzvah party) Look at Terrance. I guarantee you his relatives worked with Nazis.
Ari's Wife: Ari, you're a partner now. You don't have to be afraid of him anymore.
Ari: I'm afraid of him? I'll beat that old f*ck and throw him in the pool.
Ari's Wife: (looks up at Ari, shocked because their two other kids are in the room)
Ari: (to the kids) Only Daddy speaks that way.
Ari's Wife: Out.
Ari: (to a neighbor whose dog is using Ari's lawn as a toilet) Don't even think about not picking that up, Ray, 'cause I'll fucking kill you!
Drama: Yeah, E. Don't be such a chaza, huh.
Vince: (looks at Drama, stunned)
Drama: I'm brushing up on my Hebrew for the affair.
Eric: Chaza means greedy, Drama, not cheap.
Turtle: (to Eric) Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: Fuck you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
Vince: You've got to be more upfront.
Mandy: Oh really? (laughs) If we're talking about someone who's never been upfront, we should be talking about you. (Vince stares at her) What?
Vince: Well, I'm going to be upfront now. I'm not over you. And I haven't gotten over you. How's that for upfront?
Eric: (overhearing this in the director's booth) We are so fucked.
James Cameron: I hope these two are not going to be a fucking problem, Eric.
Mandy: Ahh, Vince, how are we ever going to make this movie together?
James Cameron: (listening to the two miked up in the director's booth) They're gonna make this movie together because between the two of them they're making $8 million.
Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.
Ari's daughter is singing a song in Hebrew, practicing for her bat mitzvah
Ari: (to his daughter) Fabulous, baby, fabulous! (to his wife) Hey, is it me, or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari...
Ari: Doesn't mean I don't love her, but she's just awful, baby.
Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns when you never should have been in the ring in the first place.
Ari: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Terrance: I am looking forward to my sit down with our boy.
Ari: Sit down. That schnitzel loving f-ck is trying to steal Vince.
Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wiond up some p-ssy, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. Mackewich's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl.
Turtle: That's great, Drama. Now you're illiterate in two languages.
Drama: Do it yourself sundaes? Oh man!
Terrance: But Sloan is never wrong. You know she saw Johnny Depp in Platoon when she was eight years old and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."
Ari: You showed her Platoon when she was eight years old?
Terrance: Oliver did. He wanted feedback.
Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: (innocently) We thought that was for Jews only.
Eric: What are you going to wear to a bat mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites."
Drama: (to Turtle) You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.
James Cameron: Fucking actors, they never know where they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
The guys get fitted for suits for Sarah Gold's bat mitzvah.
Giorgio Armani Boutique
436 North Rodeo Drive
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Ari Gold's daughter Sarah celebrates her bat mitzvah with movie star Vincent Chase in the house.
The Beverly Hilton
9876 Wilshire Blvd.
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
"Don't Phunk With My Heart" by Black Eyed Peas
"We Are Family" by Sister Sledge
"Pon De Replay" by Rihanna
"So Seductive" by Tony Yayo feat. 50 Cent
"Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop
"Be Your Girl" by Teedra Moses
"Love Street" by The Doors
When Eric corrects Drama's Hebrew, Vince mentions that E used to valet at Ohel-Shalom. This likely refers to the Congregation of Ohel-Shalom located at 4419 12th Ave in Brooklyn.
Ari tells his wife, "That's exactly what you said at the Bill and Ted premiere when Terrence said, 'I'll take Keanu, you take the other guy.'" He is, of course, referring to the film Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.
James Cameron: On "True Lies" it was Tom Arnold who said he was going to be governor.
Melinda Clark: Being a housewife certainly agrees with you.
Ari's Wife: And playing a raging bitch on TV certainly agrees with you, you're so natural.
Ari's wife is referring to Melinda Clark's over the top portrayal of Julie Cooper-Nichol on the Fox series "The OC".
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