Johnny "Drama" Chase
This was the first episode featuring Ari's famous 'Lets Hug It Out Bitch' quote.
Ari: (about Eric) Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist. (to Eric) You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?
Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fuckin lights.
Marvin: You guys are out of control. Twenty five hundred dollars a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody can take that many supplements and still fuckin live!
Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
Drama: Shit, I got crazy pussy in high school and I was driving a moped.
Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: Fuckin Subaru cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Drama: I dreamt about it last night too Vince. We're cruisin down Rodeo, suddenly two jerkoffs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, fuck your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you.
Jessica: (to Ari) Can I think about it.
Ari: Don't think. Thinking is bad for your complexion
Ari: (to Jessica Alba) Unbelieveable party. (to guy standing next to her) Jason right? How do you do man? Nice to see you. I think that um..I think you can be doing a lot more.
Jessica: (laughs)Oh wow.
Ari: No no, I do. I think...I..I. your not...
Jessica: Your really talking shop right now?
Ari: I am talking shop.
Jessica: At my house?
Ari: Indeed, indeed.
Jessica: At my party!
Ari: Yes! Yes, yes.
Jessica: My agent isn't here.
Ari: I know she's not here because I slashed her tyres. Shes on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue, you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy, the way you are, hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, your self empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
Emily: It's good to meet guys from Queens, my dad's from Flushing.
Drama: Oh yeah?
Eric: Oh yeah, where'd you grow up?
Emily: I grew up out here, but don't hold that against me alright?
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin.
Drama: (reading from The Vagina Monologues) If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me.
Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
Eric: You said it doesn't matter... (cut off)
Ari: It DOES matter.
Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: C'mon... Let's hug it out, B*tch.
(Vince and the guys talking about one of Vince's bad reviews - Drama tries to sympathize)
Drama: The Orange County Register called me a functioning retard...... now that's a bad review.
"The crew stock up for Jessica's party"
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"Smack Um Down" by Damian Valentine
"I Don't Care" by Grafh
"Turn Around" by Damian Valentine
"Work" by GangStarr
"99 Problems" by Jay Z
"It's A Love Thing" by INI
"Darts Of Pleasure" by Franz Ferdinand
"Beautiful" by Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell
"Guajira" by Yerba Buena
"Let Me Show You" by Seth Marcel
"All Night Long" by Faith Evans
This was the first episode featuring Ari's famous 'Lets Hug It Out Bitch' quote. Amazingly, there is a website called lhiob.com.
Lisa Donahue plays Vince's Girl (in the pool scene) in this episode, however she was not listed in the show's credits. Also, Debi Mazar is listed as a guest star, but she does not appear in this episode.
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