Beverly: We're going home. Home! To proper tea and gentle irony.
Carol: The test audiences loved Pucks!
Merc: Loved it? They fucking dry humped it!
Matt: The way you guys fight. We're like "Fuck you! Fuck You!" (Sean and Beverly stare at Matt) I'm sorry. Go on.
Merc: Oh, come on. Somebody have the balls to say something. I only have one. I'm doing all the talking.
Carol: I still like Pucks!. No, it's not groundbreaking, but it's fun. And the kids are cute. And... and Matt is really good. I... I still like it.
Merc: I'm not gonna fire you, but I do think less of you.
Carol: Right now we're showing it to test audiences. Who knows? Maybe real people will respond to it.
Beverly: There are real people in L.A.?
Carol: (laughs) No. No, no, no. We bus them in.
Sean: If we miss this flight, Bev will literally kill me, and I literally mean "literally."
Sean: What happened?
Matt: I hit a deer.
Sean: Oh, my God. That's bloody dangerous.
Matt: Tell me about it. Yah, I was just driving along, talking on the phone, and all of a sudden, I look up, and there's this fuckin' deer coming at me in the wrong lane.
Sean: What's the right lane for a deer?
Matt: She totally started it, okay? She was driving on the wrond side of the street...
Sean: So you fucked her?
Beverly: What happened to your eyes?
Sean: Your lover tried to blind me.
Matt: He had a cactus!
Original International Air Dates:
United Kingdom: February 21, 2011 on BBC2
Czech Republic: October 25, 2011 on HBO