ER

(a young man was hit by a fire truck and broke his leg, but he just listens to the music through his headphones like nothing happened) Abby: Hey! Hello in there! We're your doctors. We'll try to keep this brief.

(Pratt has been told to look after his interns and Neela overhears) Pratt: Hey, what do you want me to do? I can't be with them every minute! Neela: Excuse me, if I've made a mistake on an order, I'd appreciate it very much if you confront me directly. I'd like to be treated the same as everybody else and subjected to the same scrutiny. Pratt: Neela! We weren't talking about you! Neela: Oh.

Chuny: Pratt, fill this order and please teach your interns the difference between micrograms and milligrams.

Abby: Just the man I was looking for. Ray: Do you know how often I hear that?

Neela: Fine. I'm just slow. Ray: You're not slow, you're just differently abled. Don't let Pratt get to you, okay. Abby's slower than you are. (Abby walks in) Not that he'd ever call her out on it, but attendings love her, nurses protect her... Must be nice to be the teacher's pet. Abby: Screw you, Ray!

Dubenko: Mother nature is such a bitch!

Ray: Multi-task, is the key to survival in the ER. Abby: Is that really the best advice you can come up with? Ray: Second best, first is feed the nurses.